Eskat

Just a person who really likes their WoL Home of gpose comics!

[birues]

you think????

[iximaz]

[eskat]

That's my cohealer!

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

[littlegreydove]

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

[systlin]

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. 

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain. 

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i love and support all strong, fat people

[baggytrousers27]

[thisisthinprivilege]

This time, I DO mean to post it.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[piles-of-dust-and-gay]

BRING HIM BACK

[eskat]

Truly I am normal about my hobbies.

[wildstar25]

MiqoMarch Day 1 - Introduction

Try as she might to separate herself from her titles, some things will just never change...

[eskat]

I adore the framing of this, working on getting the best intro for introduction is an inspired take!

[eskat]

Just to show the process a bit more. Darkest Dungeon Dark Knight as a process! Start with a gpose, add filters to reduce color variance and add lines (and then aggressively clean up because it will put lines in the wrong spots too). Then add colors as a layer to clean up, add contrast, and further simplify the color palette. Draw in extra dark shading too! Lastly, add a color dodge layer and use an airbrush/soft brush tool to add highlights!

And wha-bam! Darkest Dungeoned... at least, as best as I can do. XD

[eskat]

I decided what if FFXIV was Darkest Dungeon?

[eskat]

"Who are you?" "Surely you haven't forgotten me, after all I did for you?" "I watched you die." "Then shouldn't you be happier to see me?"

[sirensongsea]

[eskat]

The line between retributive justice and petty vengeance may be blurry to some, but these philosophical distinctions do little to slow the pace of the knight that hunts its quarry. The path of the Dark Knight may be a self destructive one, but it is also an unstoppable one.

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[xen-the-salt-mage]

We've been in the library long enough for me to look at the background and go "I can do better, actually"

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[gloww0rms]

this randomly blew up on twitter so i figured i’d post it here bc lord knows everyone on this app is neurodivergent

[fatal-blow]

this is extremely relatable, but also

if this happens to you, this might be a sign that you actually do need rest. if you cannot do the thing, but youre sitting in one hunched over position, all tensed up over your phone, this can be harmful to your body. it takes a lot of muscle effort to hold the positions it takes to sit and scroll on your phone, and this is part of why you still end up exhausted after a day of seemingly doing nothing.

instead, if you cannot do the thing, treat yourself as if you need rest. you are too sick to do the thing. go lie down, get cozy, and try to relax. worst case scenario, youre letting yourself take a break. best case scenario, youve at least broken the cycle and you might even actually be able to do the thing after lying down for a bit!

but yeah. if you cannot convince your body to do the thing, then maybe what it really needs is rest.

[eskat]

Literally this. Even if you don't care a single ounce about being nice to yourself, give yourself rest. Machines have to be turned off and cool down sometimes, a car needs to get its oil changed, to think that you don't need to offer yourself any maintenance is just going to cause you to break down and stop functioning one way or another. So yeah, if you're not managing to get the work you want to get done, done, probably need to see about putting some maintenance into yourself.

[eskat]

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