[eskimosdontgamble]

the death of twitter makes me glad I haven’t deleted this app for like 13 years

[programmerhumour]

Now with LifeLock protection

[eskimosdontgamble]

[sportsfemme-deactivated20170529]

[serious]

So far you’ve survived 100% of your worst days. You’re doing great.

a gentle reminder (via serious)

[erotizei]

[lipsitck]

IG: honeu.mor

[suspend]

[infernalentity]

Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.

[erniebilko]

me: you know what i love?

friend: what

me:

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[setheverman]

IT’S LIKE A SURREAL DREAM?????

[silly-luv]

There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything

Luna Adriana (via silly-luv)

[artistluv]

When the honeymoon stage ends what happens

…………

[ceraycarter]

You’re more honest with each other. Bodily functions are something to laugh about. Sweatpants and tee shirts are a regular thing. They know what you look like without all the makeup. Being “laid up and watching Netflix” is the only thing you’re looking forward to after work. You don’t go on fancy dates as often but you trade that for quality time. You find yourself being more vulnerable and you open up more. They become your best friend. You will able to talk about anything. You won’t be worried about impressing their parents, you’re just gonna love them anyway regardless of how their parents may feel. You will have inside jokes that no one else will get. Sex is not as often but, twice as passionate. Little fights will happen, but you’ll learn not to sweat the small stuff. You’ll learn what compromise really is about. You’ll dream about the future together. Grow together. Be on each other’s team. See their ugly crying face, and be the one to wipe the tears away & do something stupid to make them life. things are amazing after the honeymoon stage. However, it’s a time about giving up your walls and open up some doors you have locked a long time ago.

That’s why some people don’t make it past this point, because they don’t know what unconditional self-love means. Remain open and optimistic, love will never fail you.

[ceraycarter]

I love when this post resurfaces. It’s like a gentle reminder.

[crescere-ex-nihilo-deactivated2]

@ari-kai18 Forever and Always

[eskimosdontgamble]

me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem

me: ive tried EVERYTHING

[sprinkledoughnut]

my anaconda don’t want none unless u got hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns

[rainypd]

Me: I want compliments and attention Someone: * gives me compliments and attention* Me: *trembling slightly* what the hell

[mydearestlola]

This ish never gets old, lol! I love this guy! #NathanielTenenbaum

[cunt-lyfe]

Sober in Love

[hairmonster42e]

😂

[sunkissedbimbo]

Lmao

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

the “oh my god”

[amazoogle]

[gaycop]

someone answer him!!