[itsdanfango]

hot items

[foxyclock]

I can’t even begin to describe the energy radiating off this post

[pointnclick]

sent to me on discord

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[ashesdotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[lightningcrashes]

[guerrillatech]

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

[capstellium]

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

[nest-deactivated20181209]

My gf is an actual amab cis girl. They wrote male on her birth certificate by mistake

holy shit tell your girlfriend congrats on the fun gender

[nest-deactivated20181209]

[nevertrustanoracle]

In an odd inversion, my cis grandfather was marked as female on his DEATH certificate.

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

afad

[cheesepress-deactivated20191231]

me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby

my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068

[glorianas]

the pride discourse is absolutely rancid this year, i have seen with my own two eyes so far

we should up to age of consent to 21

16 year olds shouldn’t know what sex is

drag is inherently sexual and inappropriate for children

[cruelmillennial-deactivated2022]

#you guys are getting played so hard by the republican wing who want to throw all homosexuals into a canyon

[sai-fujiwara]

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

[ofbeautsandbeasts]

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

[haltraveler]

[wilbdhm]

[adhoption]

is it just me or

[adhoption]

[valtsv]

you BOIL miette??? you cook her like the soup???

[r3333f]

what if a girl called u father during sex

[woodmeat]

say bless you child and keep it moving. maybe tap her face in a cross formation if im feeling myself

[chrispalmermusic]

Roasting Composers

[marisatomay]

had to physically restrain myself from making a “two wolves” joke to my psychiatrist as he prescribed me both a sedative and a stimulant

[marisatomay]

always nice to be recognized for my service

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[darkwizardtheorist]

Not like this hasn’t been happening in the military for years.

[mzminola]

Yep! My dad was in the Coast Guard during the Don’t Ask Don’t Tell era and one thing he mentioned was gay and lesbian service members marrying each other both for mutual bearding, and because married people got better housing.

Additionally my grandmother married one of her guy friends because her job offered dental insurance to employees and spouses and he needed some dental work done. They got married, processed the paperwork, got his dental problems fixed, made sure all the insurance payments went through, and divorced.

Two people getting married for the benefits has been going on as long as we’ve had benefits to marriage, and if two women doing it is homophobic then I guess someone’s going to have to tell my grandmother she was heterophobic.

[erudipitous]

also let people get married platonically??? like apparently the people referenced in this video weren’t just doing it for tax benefits, they’re marrying because of their close connection and desire for commitment. like they plan on co-parenting and shit. platonic intimacy exists! romantic connection isn’t inherently more important!

[carbon--14]

GET THEIR ASS

[dogin8]

ALEX HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY KING

[tittyblade]

WAIT JUST REALIZED IT WAS HIM

ABSOLUTE KING

[fakeblondeabigailhobbs-deactiva]

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do 

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling