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let's get this terrible party started!! ☆ nicolas | 18 | they ☆

[ysm-ozean]

It’s so good to see that smile <3 

[lattechenle]

「Inazuma Eleven Outer Code - Shirou and Atsuya」

[l0verseyes]

the cool bird evolution line

[voulair]

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼

[warmheartedsweetiipii-deactivat]

I swear to god they’re so dramatic. Even in art history they read into what an apple or fly means like BICH maybe they’re just in the painting chilling. Y DOES IT NEED A MEANING

[moncarnetdenote]

Yo, makes me laugh that you say this. Because you’re actually right

At the time artists started painting still life (early renaissance), painters didn’t bother with meanings at all. It was a technical exercise. Seeing how good their techniques were

But painting is expensive as fuck and you gotta pay for pigments and shit, so you had to be able to sell your shitty still life, to the people who pay for your pigments and shit. But they didn’t want still life paintings, because it was… just food….. They wanted Jesus and bible scenes and such. Not apples and shit. Because rich people loved religion. And were pretentious as fuck. Why have an apple painting at home when you can have men freaking out over zombie Jesus

So artists were like ok, see, you don’t get it. The apple refers to the original sin, and all the fruits represent your wealth and such. But the skull’s there to remind you that your wealth doesn’t matter, you’ll die someday anyway

Because that was a popular thing at the time, being rich but having symbolic stuff that remind you that you’ll die someday despite being rich. Rich people were weird. And pretentious

So painters BULLSHITTED all that symbolic stuff around the things they put in their still life paintings to make the boring painting exercises appealing to the gullible (and pretentious) rich people that commissioned them. And rich people gobbled it aaaalllllll up

And that’s how we still have still life paintings from most famous renaissance artists today and that they’re in such good condition, because still life paintings became THE shit amongst rich people and they bought them and kept them at home. Instead of remaining stuck in a dusty, shitty painting workshop, to be forgotten beneath tons of other stuff and rot

And there was this whole lexicon and symbolism dictionary created around still life paintings at the time, like each object was meant to represent something and there began to be conventions and stuff

But they only ever were technical painting exercises

It never was that deep

[poodilywoots]

when vine dies the greatest one will go with it

RIP sand guardian guardian of the sand thank you for your service

[esmared]

Hiroto: "When I grow up I'm going to become a stop sign."

Midorikawa: "Hiroto, that's not a real job."

Hiroto: "Neither is being a fake alien but look where we are now."

[writtenrain]

Shit I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.

Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable

At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence

An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six 

(while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS 

friend one: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- friend two: probably

I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED

If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?

student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken

no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar

(during math class on the second floor) student 1: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   student 2: enough

teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Student: does Popeyes count?

my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am

we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!

Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants

[e-buki]

When you’re hyped for drv3 but you know your favs are gonna die

[puppycastiel]

I’m literally in tears.

[mkhunterz]

Dear god

[everydaylouie]

today i saw a birb runnin’ fast

[druidicrune]

Do u think yugi’s email has a special spam filter for all of Kaiba’s duel requests

[dajo42]

fred and george weasley on the top floor in hogwarts trying to get slinkies all the way down by predicting the pattern the stairs are gonna shift in

[dajo42]

they actually figure it out, they calculate the exact pattern, and start distributing it

suddenly, students are barely ever late to classes any more and there are significantly fewer incidents of getting lost around the castle

everything goes wonderfully for a week, all the professors are baffled but pleased

until the end of the week when the true purpose for the pattern’s distribution becomes clear. schoolwide slinky race. a thousand conjured slinkies all let loose at the same time. the rustling of the swarm of springs echoes through the halls of hogwarts. the house elves refer to the dreaded Slinky Sunday for centuries

[dorkova]

ok so i just foudn this wallpaper and let me tell u the story behind it pls b.c i am howling. Level 5 was having a poll to let peeps pick their top 10 fav level 5 charCTERS ANd THe FUCKING PLANE GOt 1ST. Also kirino came in 2nd b/c kirino is too powerful, as always. anyways they promised to do a screensaver/wallpaper with the top 10 characters and this happened.

[esmared]

Endou: MY GRANDPA IS GREAT!

Endou: I LOVE MY GRANDPA!

Endou: MY GRANDPA HAS AWESOME HISSATSU!

Endou: GRANDPA TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING!

Endou: *looks at picture of grandpa almost daily*

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/meets his grandpa/

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Endou: Who the fuck are you

[comradesaucegay]

♡ follow for more soft grump aesthetic ♡

[esmared]

someone: don't overreact

me, already digging my grave and shovelling dirt on myself: i'm not

[esmared]

let me begin by saying that i know absolutely Nothing about hotline miami, but i wanted to try this out anyway. (drawn & coloured on paper, edited with my phone) it's an icon i guess so feel free to use it if you want!