Hello

Hey my names amanda and i just post fun stuff i like here. I love art and reading. I will post my art and doodles from time to time. so if you seem them you are welcome to critique me too :P I dont bite so come on in and talk to me :3

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

[mobliterated]

[occultopossum]

Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive,  But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point  Every time I see them it boggles me

(their account)

[niceferatu]

Y'all if you like this PLEASE check out @lylahcomorbid she paints in Microsoft Word and it looks AMAZING

[occultopossum]

Drawing in mspaint? Cool, impressive,  But whenever I see that, I think about the person who makes their art in power point  Every time I see them it boggles me

(their account)

[niceferatu]

Y'all if you like this PLEASE check out @lylahcomorbid she paints in Microsoft Word and it looks AMAZING

[scourge-sympathiser]

🎃

[pixelatedcrown]

and lastly a timelapse of putting it all together

[ueeyasu]

woomy

[nitewrighter]

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

[pretentioussongtitle]

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[11secondsfromabaddecision]

Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don't have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren't in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession

[foxofninetales]

[amandaherzman]

three vases - windflower, starflower and lily of the valley

instagram / twitter / patreon

[toebeens]

Hey, so first and foremost I just wanted to thank everyone who helped make it possible for me to have a roof over my head. My paycheck was not enough and it would never have been possible without all your reblogs and donations. I don’t want to make this post an entire novel but my mom was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer, and 3 months later my dad died unexpectedly from respiratory failure. Mom lost her battle 5 months later to the day. Neither owned a home or had life insurance, so I had to grow up really quick and figure things out. Then Covid happened and my job closed down, and then thankfully I found a new one not too long after. Then someone rear ended me going 50mph, totaling my car and breaking my leg. Then 3 nights ago, I was told that I had to move because I was renting a room from my friends mom, and she needed to move her mother with dementia in because her facility was too expensive. I had 2 days to figure everything out and because of you I was able to.

I hate to ask for help again and feel so guilty, but I spent literally every penny I had to move in. I literally don’t even have $5 for gas. I will need to extend my rental at least another week, which is cheaper than ubering. My job also requires my phone because we have to verify ourselves with text messages to access all our systems. I’ll also need gas for the next two weeks, and hopefully some food (and a set of sheets for my bed, I slept on a towel last night on the mattress). I don’t want this to come off as ungrateful, because having a roof was priority and it wouldn’t have even been possible without help. I’m just asking for a little more help for two weeks to get back on my feet if possible.

If youre in the position to help my PayPal is paypal.me/jpd05, and if not reblogs are always appreciated!! If Zelle is easier for you feel free to message me and I’ll give you my info. I’ll need about $450 to extend the rental, pay my phone bill, get gas, some cheap sheets, and hopefully some food if possible. I’ll update this post as I can. Thank you for your time!

$0/$450

[toebeens]

UPDATE: $120/$450

[brownbearbutch]

So my partners previous work place was constantly misgendering him and was bad for his mental health. He was made to work late and inconsistent hours and His boss was intentionally messing with his overtime and PTO so he jumped ship! And found a new job!! This is great because it should be a lot better hours with hopefully no misgendering!!

But we need about 75 for fingerprinting and then another 150 or so for some basic business casual clothing (he’s working in an office setting with no uniform requirements now and we don’t have the masculine clothing needed for him) and to get us to his first paycheck (more than likely in about 3 weeks or so)

He starts on Monday and it would be great if we could get him some clothes and his fingerprints done this weekend!!!

0/225

Venmo: @acarpenter02

Cashapp: @alcarpenter02

PayPal: @alexc94

[brownbearbutch]

He started today! There was a five dollar donation and then my mom was able to loan us some money. But we still need lots of help getting us to his next paycheck!!

[brownbearbutch]

For transparencies sake, people have donated 105 total so far! We def need help still until this new paycheck comes in at the end of the month!

[brownbearbutch]

So Earnin’ took their cut even though we didn’t have the money in the account to cover it so we are now negative 368 dollars ! Please reblog and donate if you can to help get us out of this hole before overdraft fees kill us

[brownbearbutch]

Would be helpful if we could get about 70 dollars! Elis doctor appt is that much this weekend and he really needs to go! Please reblog or donate if you can!

[wormspeddler]

this looks so good!

[dovin-baan]

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

[lesbianralzarek]

i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

the ray charles replicant is undergoing a severe system malfunction because of how sexy that crêpe looks

[wickedwonderlandd]

For the love of God do NOT unmute

[bogleech]

wrong they all should

[roboco-san]

I love dnd optimization guides

[roboco-san]

[infinite-chump]

[roboco-san]

the old bag of rats trick is a long and storied tradition going back to the earliest days of the game

[roboco-san]

short version: many effects depend on killing a hostile creature. carrying around a bag of starving and agitated rats is a cheap and easy way to produce an easily killed hostile creature on demand, allowing you to activate such effects at will. any sane dm would immediately disallow this but rules-as-written it works in almost all cases. this goes back at least to 3.0 and I wouldn't be surprised to learn it goes back farther, though I wasn't around those earlier editions enough to know for sure

[notallmensheviks]

where's the peasant railgun

[jinakadaisy]

08/25/21: Chamomile and Clover

[jinakadaisy]

Evening reblog~

[good-smile-company]

ねんどろいど 白野威

https://www.goodsmile.info/ja/product/11627/

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[manicpussydreamboi]

i learnt the great minds think alike one years ago from this post and i started saying it and i’m not exaggerating when i say the amount of people i’ve indirectly thought the correct thing who are all amazed at it and some even continue to use it is really cool

[destinedtokillgod]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame if you don’t have this already, then what are you doing?