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20s • any pronouns • twilight blog with a mix of other sh!t • originally lioslollygagging

[edwardsvirtue]

y’all act like edward would be upset if bella rear ended his volvo when really his reaction would be 😍😍😍

[edwardskhakipants]

Edward's thoughts in order:

omg is she okay? my fragile human, as lovely and delicate as a rose petal???

oh how i wish i could simply read her mind instead of stooping to these exasperating humans means of communication!

she's fine. she's furious at me. she's so cute when she's furious.

does this mean she likes me? she certainly thinks about me... (return to thought #2)

i should let her rear end every one of my cars if it brings her joy. small pittance to pay for the crime of loving her.

i love her so much.

[tlirsgender]

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

[tlirsgender]

Bad news: everyone who has said some variation of "umm actually I don't do that 🙏 I'm a good person" is more annoying than the rest of us confessing to our nerd crimes. Yes you do. I guarantee it you do. You're saying Um, Actually right now

[esmeburnsohio]

The Bible

[poppinbarakat]

Here’s to the gay/lesbian/bi/pan/ace/aro/etc kids who will have to deal with questions this holiday season about significant others of a gender that they aren’t even attracted to/in a relationship with or have to suffer through homophobic rants made by a family member.

Here’s to the trans kids that will get called the wrong pronouns/names this holiday season or have to hear transphobic comments from family.

Here’s to the kids with eating disorders who will struggle with themselves and maybe even comments from their family this holiday season.

Here’s to the kids who will be in shitty situations over the holidays that they don’t have control over.

Stay strong. You are worth the world and how things go during the holidays this year isn’t permanent. You got this. Keep your chin up.

[esmeburnsohio]

I started reading Midnight Sun today for the first time since I was a teenager and I’ve already caught so many icky things. Edward keeps referring to the classroom of people he’s in as a “room full of children”, but then dates one of these children? Midnight Sun proves that he sees himself as much more jaded and mature than the human 17 year old. So Edward claiming that Bella is so mature and intelligent compared to her classmates is so unsettling. I’ll def edit this as I read further and remember more. I’ve read the saga at least three times, but I’ve only read MS once when it came out. So I’m scared.

[hearteyez69]

okay but why did they make edward in the movies so mysterious and nonchalant, like he was SO flirty in the books, like genuinely he was so cheeky and adorable what happened.

[esmeburnsohio]

everyone was created to be soooo stoic in the movies when their book characters are so full of life and interesting emotions

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

I absolutely love that rosalie killed those guys one by one as soon as she was turned without ever even tasting blood. that is my number one favorite thing from twilight canon. I just wish rosalie kept being written that well

[humans4vampires]

come on stephenie, if edward is such a music lover, where are all the late night talks where edward plays with bella’s hair while she falls asleep, low music playing in the dark, and edward sharing all the details of the first time he heard that song live in 1964, and that one in 1982, and the other in 1949? huh?

[vaguelyaperson]

tags via @fuckmeyer

[esmeburnsohio]

THE SEMESTER IS FINALLY OVER so im hoping to have time to finish the esme x oc best friends fic!!

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[aberrantemotion]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[owenthetokencishet]

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

[frogdrops]

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

[inber]

people will be like 'proud mama bear 🐻💞👶👶' but then don't teach their kids how to catch whole salmons in their mouth at the river

[jessicanjpa]

Esme and Emmett having the best day ever while everyone else is attending ivy league medical school

[isabelopaque]

"incorrect quotes" yeah they sure are. he would not fucking say that

[tboy-cock]

was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

[esmeburnsohio]

what my partner sent me:

[cullenz]

I think about this picture at least three times a day it's so funny

[esmeburnsohio]

Hi yall I'm a survivor of childhood sex trafficking from ages7 -16. I have chronic pain and a compromised immune system, I am in the streets fighting homelessness, humiliation. I am heartbroken going through very dark times, making daily life a struggle. Help me secure a safe and stable life. Now I'm looking for my own RV I try to raise $3800 but anything is appreciated🙏🙏

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