y’all act like edward would be upset if bella rear ended his volvo when really his reaction would be 😍😍😍
Edward's thoughts in order:
omg is she okay? my fragile human, as lovely and delicate as a rose petal???
oh how i wish i could simply read her mind instead of stooping to these exasperating humans means of communication!
she's fine. she's furious at me. she's so cute when she's furious.
does this mean she likes me? she certainly thinks about me... (return to thought #2)
i should let her rear end every one of my cars if it brings her joy. small pittance to pay for the crime of loving her.
i love her so much.














