Can't you see we got a good thing here

[glumshoe]

If you like being fashionable, looking hot, and/or channeling your inner eldritch abomination, you need to commission Etsy artist FactoryRejects for a custom up-cycled jacket. You might have seen her work floating around uncredited on Tumblr or Pinterest. While she is currently focusing on a related project and opening a line of clothing made from scratch, she is always accepting commissions, and you can browse her previous sales page for examples and inspiration. 

It’s one thing when your wardrobe earns you weird looks - it’s another thing entirely when your wardrobe stares right back.

[goodzillo-moved-deactivated2022]

Hey Gamers

Tonight I had to punish a player for referring to the Monster Manual as a “husband catalog”

[cheesymovie]

oh yeah the russian revolution, or the tsar wars, as i like to

[wellillbedamned]

*Seductively licks knife before taking a huge bite out of it*

[cracked]

12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing It

[spatscolombo-deactivated2022030]

I need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–” “That’s force shit” “I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT” “Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE” “That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”

[chocolatequeennk]

I can picture his reaction now…

No, but this is:

[derdoktorsschnabel-deactivated2]

Oh heck

[silentstephi]

George Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.

[moonblossom]

I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.

[historieofbeafts]

My absolute favourite Pliny chapter is this one:

in which he explains that animals lose all of their blood when they hibernate.

I have never wanted to know anything more than I want to know where the blood goes and how they get it back.

[snugglebearinc]

[naamahdarling]

I’m losing my fucking mind.

[kabukipopink]

It’s like a premise for a comic.

[tkkatherineblog]

[durendoll]

I don’t agree w/ the vatican on core theological issues but I do agree w/ their stance on how great candles are

[probablybadrpgideas]

Whenever you roll, add only modifiers that don’t apply to this roll

[rihannafenty]

Rihanna at Zac Posen’s studio.

[boycottromance-deactivated20181]

So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think.

He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you. If it doesn’t work for you anymore, you’re not obligated to keep it.”

and i just thought maybe other people could use hearing something like that.

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

This was funnier in my head. 

[words-writ-in-starlight]

If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.

[clickholeofficial]

Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It’s A Nice Thought And It’s Not Like They’re Hurting Anyone

[minutia-r]

Imagine a fae who is just so mad about the idea of lying, like, I have spent a thousand years studying the subtle arts of deceit, weaving my spells of glamour and misdirection, and you, human, can just stand there and

say things 

that aren’t true

[hotcawfee]

“So yeah, I’m, uh, bright purple.”

“But you’re not! That’s not even plausible! How can you just - you are not even puce. Fine. Fine. Another one.”

“Are you sure? You seem pretty mad.”

“I assure you I am wholly and terribly sane.”

“Heh, you know that’s not the kind I meant.”

“Hssssss.”

“Haha, fine, fine. I’m … a dragon.”

“nO YOU’RE NOT THOUGH–”

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[glitchcaze-blog]

why KILL monster… when you can KISS monster…

[allsaidanddun-deactivated201802]

I know it’s you Guillermo del Toro