It Wasnt Aesthetic Enough

A blog for funny stuff

[twitblr]

I made a stained glass panel of Squidward’s interpretive dancing. (x)

[jerry-of-rivia]

[jerry-of-rivia]

I posted this as a joke and am cursed with every new addition.

But! I like that many of you have correctly noted that both sets of armor are perfectly serviceable AND have historical context. Geralt's leather armor isn't going to hurt him a bit, and the exaggerated muscle sculpturing IS 100% a hilarious design choice, but it's also one ancient cultures employed all the time. (Romans in particular loved this shit)

The problem with feminized tiddy armor that hugs each breast isn't that it's sexualized, but that it will kill you. Armor cupping each boob and having an indention in the middle of your chest means that any blow to the torso drives the mid-tit indention RIGHT INTO YOUR STERNUM. It's not decorative, it's arguably more dangerous than no armor at all. Meanwhile I'm looking at Geralt, and his flexible leather armor has minor intentions and is probably over a base plate, Roman style. He's not in danger he just wants to be cute.

Both Calenthe and Geralt are fully protected and you're doing amazing, sweetie.

[stele3]

Nothing will ever be as hilarious to me as discovering from bts interviews that Henry Cavill helped design that armor. That man knows what he’s about.

[lesvegas]

this is still some of the smoothest stealth combat gameplay i’ve ever seen in a fallout game and this madman is only level 5

[thecrimsonalchemist]

“oh yeah, that’s good be a really good snipe-”

[mydogiswaycoolerthanme]

Same day book delivery

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

remote learning

[chucklingchibi]

Did they fill a rocket launcher with books...?

[everythingfox]

(via)

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

I FORGOT THE “NO”

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

happy pride everyone

[sapphic-havoc]

Really want to crochet myself a whole cardigan but I have the attention span of a fruit fly so I'm just gonna keep making beanies and flip flops for my cat I guess

[sapphic-havoc]

The aforementioned kitty flips 🥺

[konoko]

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Buttering a Takoyaki Pan by ETTV 이티티비

[lovelyplot]

@brattylikestoeat

[drtanner]

That’s a good noise, I like that noise.

[mangafascination]

[mysharona1987]

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[po-acus]

Just as I said, “is this ever going to load?” One gif loaded and honestly it answered my question perfectly.

[sternenhimmel-mond]

Together they create the full set.

[bartziefluff]

saw this again on my dash after reblog and…

[tuntematonkorppi]

tumblr black out poetry

[rosenrot234]

Omar was such a good boy the last 2 weeks and now he’s back to “End my suffering father”

[pr1nceshawn]

Aliens.

[angryinkeddrunk]

STOP THIS

[satellite-delight]

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[shitpostbot5k]

[all-pacas]

god the way people talk to their pets

like i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony

like i do not believe my cat understands a word of what i am saying but he absolutely knows my voice and i think also my tone? but also all day i’m just randomly looking over at him like “good boy!” or “are you fluffy?” or singing little songs about his current fluff levels. to an animal. a wonderful animal but a creature who absolutely does not speak english and probably only vaguely is like “this creature is communicating with me” when the strange noises come from the person’s mouth

like i just think about this sometimes

i never wanted to baby talk this cat, i dislike the whole “i am a cat mom and this is my baby” thing, he is a cat, i am a person, and yet i just spend all day talking at him. while typing this he rolled over to show off his tummy and i had to restrain myself from saying “you got a tummy?” aloud. and then i did it anyway

(he is indeed in possession of a tummy)