I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
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cherry valley forever
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).
That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.
So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.
Mr. Quinlan
Remember, remember, the 5th of December! Merry Krampusnacht everyone!
i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!
Important tags from @parsio
Whiskers and Whimsy
Calliope’s Misadventures in Meditation
Calliope the Whiskered Whisper sought solace within the hallowed halls of Kagegawa’s illustrious temple. Beneath the ornate archways, she settled upon a cushion, seeking the serenity of meditation. Eyes closed, she took a deep breath, ready to embrace inner calm.
Alas, tranquility seemed elusive in this sacred space. First, a group of mischievous monkeys swung from the temple’s rafters, their chattering echoing through the halls. Undeterred, Calliope endeavored to find focus.
But then, a mischievous gust of wind conspired with an ornamental fan, sending a flurry of cherry blossom petals dancing around her. Calliope sneezed, startling a meditating monk nearby.
Determined, she shifted to a secluded courtyard. Alas, a mischievous raccoon stole her attention, engaging in a spirited chase with a butterfly. Their antics disrupted the stillness, leaving Calliope with a smile but no serenity.
Undeterred, she ventured to the tranquil gardens, only to encounter a bumbling hedgehog rolling about, sending pebbles scattering in all directions. Calliope’s composure wavered as laughter bubbled within her.
Resigned, she surrendered to the whimsy of Kagegawa’s most beautiful temple. With a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, she abandoned the pursuit of peace, accepting that even in the holiest of places, a whispering whisker and a joyful heart were her truest companions.
And so, Calliope reveled in the chaos, finding her own unique form of meditation amidst the laughter and unexpected beauty that adorned Kagegawa’s temple, forever embracing the whimsical harmony of her feline spirit.
Merry Christmas!! 🎄🎁🔔
This is for my beloved friend @5thinvictus with her female character Dawn and Mister Quinlan from The Strain FX, because I still love these two a lot :D
WIP. Morpheus
I started watching The Sandman :3
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Based on actual events
Once again @everyone: REBLOG stuff you like!
And DONT REPOST stuff that’s already here! WHY do we even have to go through this again huh? DON’T. DO. IT.
And if you share something from a different platform that isn’t on tumblr already you ASK the creator for permission and then give CREDIT!
I love how in the comic Morpheus has stars in his eyes, so I had to paint it too <;
Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless (I'm Wisesnail on both <: )
tumblr tuesday: endless fanart
Welcome to the smallest atom of the tiniest bubble resting in the top layer of the tip of the ominously large iceberg of breathtaking fanart you’ve created so far in celebration of the Sandman’s Netflix release. Very good.
@sunsetagain:
@alexzajfert:
@irlplasticlamb:
@jim-jam-gem:
@amoneyun:
@themadknightuniverse:
@cdy148:
@beeccoe:
@khadaj-ballad-art:
@dr-paint:
@half-confused-blood:
@captainskells:
@lamiasage:
@7lizardsinacoat:
@marionettefthjm:
@hattersarts:
@electric-meme:
@mmmo0n:
@joandraws:
@0-aredhel-0:
@johnnyissleeping:
@wisesnail:
@hedonistbyheart:
@hansoeii:
@lkdosher:
@winterofherdiscontent:
@cherrycarat:
@anabanana-jpeg:
Painting Dream's helm gave me unexpected joy 💙
Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless (I'm Wisesnail on both <: )
..................you were expecting this, right? 💙
Binged The Sandman with my mum (who's got the biggest crush on Morpheus and it's adorable 🤭) and loved it! Did you like it?
Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless (I’m Wisesnail on both <: )
Sssshhhh, don't mind me, I'm just getting it out of my system 😌
Prints and other stuff on my RedBubble and Threadless (I'm Wisesnail on both <: )
TOM STURRIDGE as DREAM OF THE ENDLESS in The Sandman Season 1
Day after day, he pleaded for gifts that are not mankind’s to receive nor mine to give. So I remained silent.