its the radiation :)

espurr or adrian / they / it / 29 / minors dni

[esspurrr]

i never questioned where that rocket was going. i just thought it was a cool to look at.

[raygeigrr]

Rewatched Death Note recently 🖤

[esspurrr]

just referred to the ants in my apartment as "my ants" in a voice call

[website-com]

ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[ysolt]

a million dollar smile

[chimpanzeedotcom]

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[sufjansjoy]

listening to music in my room

[plumslices]

Your misbehaving boyfriend is not funny to me

[glowcowboy]

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

[catgirlmimikyu]

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[esspurrr]

period constipation gotta be the worst period symptom. like why cant you just leave? are they stupid?

[esspurrr]

[househunting]

$1,395 / 1br / 659ft

Portland, OR

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