its the radiation :)

espurr or adrian / they / it / 29 / minors dni

[esspurrr]

i never questioned where that rocket was going. i just thought it was a cool to look at.

[labcorp]

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[esspurrr]

[huffylemon]

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[tinycorvidae]

Gender affirming surgery that gives you a tail

[mon3trs]

true scotsman has never been tried

[3000s]

[yesornopolls]

Hi I wanna make a poll.

What do you see when you close your eyes?

- complete darkness

- darkness but if it's bright outside orange/red

- figures and patterns that move

- unmoving patterns

Thanks. Have a good one.

What do you see when you close your eyes?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 4, 2025

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[dongboss]

Needed to get this off my chest to someone. But. I think someone should make Queen Elizabeth smoke a joint that's laced with weed so she dies. Literally foolproof

you want to give her a joint. laced. with weed. a joint. with weed in it. you want to give her a joint. and she looks at it and says. "oh a diet joint" and she goes to smoke it but then it's. it's weed. and she hates it? I think? and she dies. from the weed?

[rnysterydisease]

[aqwult]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[crumb1994]

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"