hottest bitch out and they know what i mean

ghost/boob/xe girlie ~ if we're moots youre required to friend me on discord @wtfesthie

[esthie-real]

waiter! one dickless cock with no balls, please!

[wemzissue]

i feel like i could weld pretty easily.

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

to the fairest

Athena

Hera

Aphrodite

Voting ended onJan 24, 2024

Reblog for larger sample size whatever

[bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024]

[honeysider]

no no let em cook, what do i get if i choose one of them

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Athena gives you a really cool sword and armor.

Hera offers you a life long and happy

Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. She does not specify if this woman is married or not

[honeysider]

oh fuck yeah i love women i vote aphrodite

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Uh oh, she's married to the King of Sparta and now all of her former suitors are after you and they all brought a minimum of 600 soldiers.

[honeysider]

thank the gods for these really sturdy walls i think everything will go so well for the neighborhood

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

Big horse.

[honeysider]

Ooooooo~! gimme gimme gimme

[tunisian]

i need her (prev tags on mobile) back so bad

[ardourie]

your girlfriend got scooped up in the mouth of a kingfisher bird and was carried into the horizon, i didnt try to save her sorry i was busy picking my nose

[weepingwidar]

Peter Ferguson (Canadian, 1968) - Pastoral (n.d.)

[sawtheyellowsign]

[kushblazer666]

[3000s]

if heart had burger

[oldmanpusspuss]

This is so funny. To me.

[oldmanpusspuss]

obsessed.

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

Fuck that thing Iguess

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[annalisasparkleshine]

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

[beatifyingdyke]

[ID: a car battery on a black background that appears to be falling fast. /End ID]

[mossdealer]

Oh no! My car battery is missing! I hope someone on my dashboard happens to have a spare!

[lazermcgraw]

"YOU THERE, BOY! Why are you doing that?"

"Why, it's because it's January 7th and Jay Eazy ain't dropped yet, sir!"

"January 7th! Then don't worry, you haven't missed it! Do you know the shawty next door?"

"Why, the one who's cute, and her circle too?"

"A book smart boy! A money smart boy! Makes you more intelligent! Go and get her and tell her to bring a friend! Come back in less than five minutes, and I'll let you slide with your dog like you're Mega Man!"

[doublism]

all my haters become satyrs when i gallop through the woodland of success

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

*dude who is not watching his bank acc voice* oooh i got plany of moneys

[moved-alto-otogi-deactivated202]

imagine being called "imagine dragons" and having nothing related to dragon

no album art or merchandise with dragons, what a waste of a title

[nyancrimew]

the dragons are left up to your imagination