[NEW INTRO BC THE OLD ONE WAS FROM BEFORE WE HAD OUR SYSCOVERY]
Hi, I'm Extra Life Fleetway, Fleet for short, I like exe stuff, as Im sure you couldn't tell. I am the headmate that uses this blog the most currently so you get an intropost done by ME!!
Old Main Acc: @moved-to-extra-life-fleetway. (You will see this occasionally)
Pronouns: Council Consensus says he/it/she
Hi. Check out my magnum opus. -Carnie (Carnival come back boy...)
[We Are Plural. Hiiiii~! Blinkies/Stamps by @/sophiesus, btw!]
The year is 2015, you wake up at 2pm and rush to your computer. Your friends are on skype! You message your skype group and say “dgdjfgdfg GOOD MRONGING I OVERSLEP TGDFG”, all your friends reply with a keysmash. They update you on what happened while you napped, two of your mutuals got called out for kinstealing. Tsh- not like you’re surprised. Even if they tagged as “not kin or id”, you knew they were reblogging too much chrom art for them not to be kin. Your friends quickly send you the callout post link and you scroll through it hastily. Looks like they also stole their mutuals theme layout. You close the callout and open tumblr.com, you recently changed your url from bpdayato to ayato2 (score!) and need to reblog the notice post again for your mutuals who may not have seen. You have one new ask! You open your inbox to read it. It says- “were u tumblr user schizogod.” …you delete the ask. You know if you say yes they will bring up old callouts, but that’s not important- your friends just sent you a rabbit invite and you’re going to watch darkweb videos!
Video ID: Yellow from Deltarune, lying comfortably in a Flowery-styled bed. Perhaps the bed's name is Bedery. An edit of Randy Newman's "You Got A Friend In Me" is playing, but it's about Beds. The camera slowly zooms in on Yellow's, and later, Flowery's face.
Here's the lyrics. Sing along if you'd like:
You got a Bed
You got a Bed in me :)
When the Bed look.... Rough a-Beeeed
And you're miiiiles and miles, from your nice, warm, BED.
You just remember what your old pal bed,
"Bed, yooou got a Bed in me."
Yeah, youuuu got a BEEEEED
You got a me in Bed. You got a Me in FRIEND ;)
You got Bed.
And I got 'em too! ^_^
There isn't any-thing I wouldn't do for you. We stick together and we see it through, 'Cuz,
yoooou got a Bed in me.
You got a BEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD in me!
[[Contemplative Musical Flourish :)]]
Some other folks might be, a little bit smarter than I am...
Nice, Warmer-- too.
(maybe)
But none of them, will ever loooove bed the way I do,
OK THIS IS WILD...i might have just recorded the fastest ever zelda light arrow shot, here i am chilling recording for gifs and i could barely even process what happened 😂 this is why it's so worth replaying your favorite games over and over
@anthropologist-on-the-loose get peer-reviewed because your shared experience with the subject of the painting really heightened the emotional impact of this artwork for me ( An impact which was already high tbh. The idea that Pompeii was built by generations, buried by generations, uncovered by generations. What if I just started screaming and never stopped. )
A lot of people are ragging on the 'cable diverted to avoid Dobby's grave after Harry Potter fans raise a stink' thing and while I also love ragging on Harry Potter fans being weird, in this case it looks like the story was completely made up.
tl;dr: There's no evidence the interview that this was mentioned in even exists, no evidence the route of the cable has ever changed, and the whole story seems to originate from one dude's podcast.
The story also broke into mainstream via the Daily Mail, who are ... rarely if ever honest or accurate.
However, "Dobby's grave" is very factually still ruining an environmentally sensitive beach in a Welsh national park thanks to fans leaving painted stones and fucking socks there. That part is 100% true.
