Declarations

I'm Ellie. This is where I post stuff.

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

[ramblesamongstardust]

[redmegarex]

your house is fucked up

[autisticbabayaga]

>You see a strange creature dart under your car.

>CHECK UNDER CAR.

>You have discovered COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>Side quest "WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD" available.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask your next door neighbor about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>NEIGHBOR: I haven't seen that before. Though I hear THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY caught a strange bird on his property last week.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY: We don't keep birds. But you might want to ask THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD. He has lots of birds.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY gave you two SWEET CORN and one CUCUMBER.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Talk to THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD.

>THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD: Oh! You found my COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK! He keeps escaping. Thank you so much!!

> You have cleared side quest WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD. You have gained +2 to NEIGHBORLY BONDS and +3 to CHARISMA. THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD has been added to your CONTACTS LIST.

[gaynfl-moved]

y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot

[annemarieyeretzian]

kala pleading “don’t do this. they will kill you.” and wolfgang saying “there are worse things than dying.”,,, I love my overdramatic son

[annemarieyeretzian]

kala and wolfgang (that’s it that’s the post)

[barrymccaulkinem]

i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement

[byelacey]

a guide on how to enjoy: LEAF 🍂

[secondlina]

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

[hotvampireadjacent]

I will always love animals I just saw a picture of a bird I didn’t know existed and teared up bc it was cute and pretty

The red cheeks r so cute

[sapphireclaw]

@paradoxgavel

Thank you for this priceless bird knowledge.

[renninflight]

@todaysbird

[teaboot]

YO NORTHERN FLICKERS ARE MY FAVOURITE WILD BIRD!!! THEY ARE CURRENTLY SPLITTING INTO TWO SPECIES

[kelsochronicles]

We’ve all done it

I made it a sticker

[itspapillonnoir]

HORIZON ZERO DAWN — [ 4/? ]

[authorindistress]

Horizon Melee Pits: Click R1-R1-Pause and then R1!

Me: oh, easy! Surely I cannot mess up such simple instructions (:

*Three hours later*

Me:

[boobaloof]

I love lego horizon’s silly outfits. We should add them to the original games so we can absolutely ruin serious plot moments like this 🍌

[stealingpotatoes]

For the anon asking about HZD, if the late game gets to hard, there is an armor that basically makes it a breeze to get through.

yeah and said armour also makes every new game+ playthrough incredibly funny

(commission info // tip jar!)

[ptimepoet]

[labelleizzy]

[bobwess]