[pizzanet-blog1]

whoever created chinese food is my hero

[panducky]

probably the chinese

[dutchster]

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

[marrythenightmp3]

yes

[keithsweatshop]

[jaxblade]

Nickelodeon kid shows be like...

[tastefullyoffensive]

[authumor]

[badgerofshambles]

a singular scuit. just one. 

[threeraccoonsinatrenchcoat]

an edible cracker with just one side. mathematically impossible and yet here I am monching on it.

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘scuit’ comes from the french word for ‘bake’, ‘cuire’ as bastardized by adoption by the brittish and a few hundred years ‘biscuit’ meant ‘twice-baked’, originally meaning items like hardtack which were double baked to dry them as a preservative measure long before things like sugar and butter were introduced. if you see a historical doccument use the word ‘biscuit’ do not be fooled to think ‘being a pirate mustve been pretty cool, they ate nothing but cookies’ - they were made of misery to last long enough to be used in museum displays or as paving stones

‘triscuit’ is toasted after the normal biscuit process, thrice baked thus the monoscuit is a cookie thats soft and chewy because it was only baked once, not twice

behold the monoscuit/scuit

[cameoamalthea]

Why is this called a biscuit:

[brunhiddensmusings]

when brittish colonists settled in the americas they no longer had to preserve biscuits for storage or sea voyages so instead baked them once and left them soft, often with buttermilk or whey to convert cheap staples/byproducts into filling items to bulk out the meal to make a small amount of greasy meat feed a whole family. considering hardtack biscuits were typically eaten by dipping them in grease or gravy untill they became soft enough to eat without breaking a tooth this was a pretty short leap of ‘just dont make them rock hard if im not baking for the army’ but didnt drop the name because its been used for centuries and people forgot its french for ‘twice baked’ back in the tudor era, biscuit was just a lump of cooked dough that wasnt leavened bread as far as they cared thus the buttermilk biscuit and the hardtack biscuit existed at the same time. ‘cookies’ then came to america via german and dutch immigrants as tiny cakes made with butter, sugar/molasses, and eggs before ‘tea biscuits’ as england knew them due to the new availability of cheap sugar- which is why ‘biscuit’ and ‘cookie’ are separate items in america but the same item in the UK the evolution of the biscuit has forks on its family tree

[correspondingnerd]

I love it when a shitpost turns into an actually interesting post.

[saintsoup]

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[kittensjonsa]

It’s a little melodramatic but accurate af

[left-reminders]

[soravagemecrazy]

Yes

[whysosirris]

[coolbeansmachine-deactivated202]

@busbug

[silversold-deactivated20181030]

someone: have you seen breaking bad?

me, remembering this video: yeah it was amazing

[estimated-prophet]

The weed in my city is trash these days

[left-reminders]

Capitalism kills art

[anotherselfportrait]

[sixpenceee]

Vinyl record, 1000 times zoomed. The groove modulations create electricity that is converted into sound. (Source)

[salemcenter10560-deactivated201]

why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps

it’s literally his house

how does he get in and out of his own house

[anzozi-everywhere]

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

[durnesque-esque]

Sounds like Sims…

[eliminativism]

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

[lucaumbriel]

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

[eliminativism]

>stretch your legs

[estimated-prophet]

Yo my girl is so bad at rolling lmao

[estimated-prophet]

My conscience is obnoxiously gluttonous about my record collection