18, She/her, Pan, Pisces

My internal monologue at any given moment is just me screaming

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[spoogliedoo]

[memewhore]

[fangoriousfae]

poggers

[thedorkdionysia]

[itsaubreylmfao]

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

[hotvampireadjacent]

[toastbutteregg]

[pglang]

nice joke bro now i'm insecure

[digitised-celluloid]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

my tinder bio

[boota]

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[monkeyjungle]

Visit Original Link

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[zoneblues]

[martymcflowers-deactivated20190]

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

I’m never making another text post again

[cyberpark-deactivated20140330]

[shumner]

date night

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[mysharona1987]