Personified Malevolence

Heh....it's time to get...𝐸𝓋𝒾𝓁....

[evil-offical]

EVIL Introduction Post

For all things sinister and wretched...this blog has spawned!!!

Evil cannot be defined as a rigid nor stationary...so any and all pronouns are to be used!!

This is my evil and glorious visage! Look upon me and COWER, MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Here to do horrible things and stand against righteousness and good-doers!

>:3

ooc// first offical blog, here to have fun :D They/Them for mod. Mod is also a minor, so no NSFW. Crude humor like. Haha Ass is allowed. Just don't be weird.

DNI: Pedos, homophobes, racists, transphobes, etc.

[evil-offical]

Yr so me core except I'm genderless lmao

Evil is both gendered and not. Anyone can be evil, regardless of what they are or aren't. I implore you to get more evil immediately.

[evil-offical]

What defines evil?

Is it a delight in suffering?

Is it indulgence of sin?

Is it a rejection of established morals?

Is it a desperate attempt to stray from what is seen as "normal"?

Or is it a desire to be the only one who smiles?

You're trying too hard. To ask such idiosyncratic and overindulged questions speaks to a fragile mind that is constrained by the laws of reality and the fragmented thing known as language.

Evil is to each their own definition. Even those who are evil can be just. Even those who are just can be evil.

I suppose, then...it is a matter of which side you stand upon.

Of course, there are those who don't choose.

The madness will seep through the ancient flesh of the sorry earth, and in the end only the whispering of what once was will know the answer.

[evil-offical]

*bites you*

YOU ARE INFERIOR TO ME. CEASE. UNLESS...you possess evil reasoning for this action. I am no one to stand in the way of evil.

[evil-offical]

did you do anything evil yesterday

Listen, not a day passes in my wretched, malevolent existence that I don't do something wicked. Yesterday is long past, but I've been HORRIBLY into baking reverse pizzas lately.

[evil-offical]

I am the concept of hatred personified. I could be an ally !

@never-watched-a-movie-offical

I see...yes, I approve of this. Evil does not look down upon camaderie.

Greetings! I, Evil, offically deem you an ally!

[evil-offical]

Ggh...I haven't been evil in a while. There's enough political figures doing MY job but worse. Fucking losers.

I have returned...to do evil, evil things. Cower in fear.

[evil-offical]

Personally I think that we need to do evil things more. Like empty the lint catcher thing in peoples fresh laundry, or dropkick children.

[evil-lemonade-offical]

The world needs more evil in it

[evil-man-offical]

*buys box of your favorite candy and eats it infront of you without sharing*

[evil-lemonade-offical]

You scoundrel! I was going to steal those kitkats!

[evil-man-offical]

I was very evil

[evil-lemonade-offical]

Mah katkits... I'll have to rob another store 😔

[evil-man-offical]

I took all the citcats ever in ever

[evil-lemonade-offical]

NOOO my favorite kandy... I'm saddened. You truly are evil.

I miss ckitckats... I'll have to settle for my second favorite, snickers....

[evil-man-offical]

*eats every nickers*

[evil-lemonade-offical]

:'(

I- I'm fine guys, don't worry bout it

:'{

[evil-offical]

!!!! Yes!!! More of this!!! MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

[sssaintyboy]

you have GOT to try these apples

[the-rats-offical]

@official--eve

[official--eve]

DON'T TRY THOSE APPLES THAT'S THE DEVIL SPEAKING- no sorry it's probably fine I've been through a lot

[archangel-raphael-offical]

I am glad to see you are learning to trust fruits again.

On a different note, please do NOT consume these apples. They do not seem trustworthy. I shall inspect them further.

[evil-offical]

Heh....

[evil-offical]

Personally I think that we need to do evil things more. Like empty the lint catcher thing in peoples fresh laundry, or dropkick children.

[mothman-offical]

I wanna find out exactly how many blogs there are on the offical-verse. Reblog this to ONLY your offical blog and let's see.

Comment your tags if you are not a offical blog.

Don't let it stop.

[autism-offical]

Why does doing things you enjoy feel like a chore?

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

Wait why is this real

[the-pineapple-offical]

this may be a sign of depression

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

oh

[pavement-offical]

oh

[spite-offical]

oh

[evil-offical]

oh

[evil-offical]

A question?

A query, even?

[evil-offical]

Ngl it better be evil

[evil-offical]

A question?

A query, even?

[evil-bread-offical]

you are very evil

I am very evil. Evil indeed. I think @evil-offical is to blame

[evil-offical]

I 100% am, and I'd take responsibility, but thats a good thing to do.

[evil-offical]

whats eviler? small/fake pockets on women's clothing or jeanis

Two very evil options have been presented to me...but as the incarnate of evil itself, I am under jurisdiction to dictate of which is more malicious.

Small/fake pockets!! Oh, the HORROR. Not even I claim them, that is how awful they are. But Jeanis is certainly up there too- both are forces so wicked that even I, in my evil glory, shiver at the thought of them. But for a fair lady to have no storage for her evil arsenal...that, that is a crime.

[evil-offical]

I gift you, from the depths of the Nullverse, a carpeted kitchen and bathroom. the carpets are always wet and moisty

Sounds deliciously baleful! I thank you evilly for your contribution to the forces of darkness.

This sodden carpets...so evil. Almost comparable to I! Me! Myself, even!