Miss Fisher’s Murder Mystery Meme | Part Two
❝ I’m hoping you’ll convince me otherwise. ❞
❝ I keep it in my cupboard. For killing rats. ❞
❝ I didn’t break the window. ❞
❝ I disturbed him and he ran off with the book. ❞
❝ I stabbed him in the shoulder. ❞
❝ It could have been inhaled or injected. ❞
❝ Where would you like it, in the head or the heart? ❞
❝ The head’s better for you but more mess for me. ❞
❝ Don’t think for a moment I won’t shoot. ❞
❝ Five years and half a world apart. ❞
❝ War will do that to you. ❞
❝ I speak fluent thesbian. ❞
❝ Well that’s just rude. ❞
❝ They’re lovely, very useful. ❞
❝ Do you smell hyacinths? ❞
❝ To marry or not to marry. ❞
❝ I didn’t mean to kill him. ❞
❝ No, no, I’m questioning your taste in men. ❞
❝ Quite lovely, isn’t it? ❞
❝ I don’t think I was sensible enough to be scared. ❞
❝ No, just an exceptionally good sense of smell. ❞
❝ I’m not likely to blush at the sight of a little bare flesh. ❞
❝ Marvin the Malevolent Monitor Lizard. ❞
❝ Not unless she was poisoned by a band of five year olds. ❞
❝ All pilots were given cyanide capsules for use in case of capture. ❞
❝ I hope you weren’t attached to that fountain pen. ❞
❝ I’m a great believer in the power of the feminine to wield influence in the civilised world. ❞
❝ I hope you’re not concealing a dangerous weapon underneath that skirt. ❞
❝ I’m concealing a lot of things. ❞
❝ That’s what a woman does. ❞
❝ It’s not safe out there. ❞
❝ She’s not mean, she just needs me. ❞
❝ Forget the big breakfast, this calls for a large pot of coffee and a stiff drink. ❞
❝ Glad I dressed for the occasion. ❞
❝ I was a charming freight train. ❞
❝ He won’t be pursuing this complaint. ❞