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@eternaldarknesstourguide
chaaaaaaaaarles:
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I YELL FOR THE WHOLE WORLD HEAR ME! If YOU aren’t going to do this for good or for BAD! Unfortunately I’ll be forced TO call for my ARMY! And use MY GUN!”
“Go ahead and try it! There is nothing you’ll get outta me! I wont give up my pride, my dignity! There is one thing I hold sacred-- and that is this tour bus!!! You can’t stop me and I wont back down because of your creepy old woman threats!”
chaaaaaaaaarles:
ARE YOU CALLING A ROYAL BLOOD OF RUDE ? I’M A GODDAMM PEACH OF COMPASSION! AREN’T YOU SCARED OF PLAY WITH FIRES? THERE IS NO HORROR IN MY HOUSE, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING IS MADNESS I WON’T TOLERATE THIS NONSENSE ANY LONGER! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW! THADDEUS NEEDS MILK. I NEED DIAMONDS BUT SUSH.
MA’AM YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL! THIS IS JUST FURTHER PROOF THAT THE PAST RESIDENTS OF THIS HOUSE ARE SPOOKY MONSTERS. ONCE YOU MIGHT OF BEEN THAT FUZZY PEACH, BUT NOW YOU ARE A SHARP PIECE OF GLASS! I WILL GIVE YOU NOTHING BUT HONESTY!
chaaaaaaaaarles:
“I do NOT killed myself! There is no MONSTER at MY HOUSE! And YOU have no RIGHT to talk about MY HOUSE in that WAY! I shall ADDED, there ISN’T any LITTLE GIRLS coming to do ABORTION! Do you really think my HUSBAND is CRAZY? Just because he is drug ADDICTED doesn’t means he has done THAT! And YOU! Give THE MONEY your are WINNING behind of MY BACK! To tell this HORRIBLE HISTORY!”
“LADY! Stop yelling at me! This is my job, I live for this tour bus! You can’t seriously think I will drop it all for your feelings? Psh-- PLEASE! Stop deluding yourself. The story speaks for itself! This house is a FREAK SHOW!”
DO YOU KNOW IMMA GONNA KILL GUYS? eternaldarknesstourguide THIS FUCKING STAN WHO IS TALKING ABOUT MY LOVE NEST (HOUSE) AND WINNING MONEY WITH ALL BULLSHITS! I KILLED ONCE I CAN KILL TWICE! WITH GUNS.
YOU ARE A VERY RUDE LADY! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS DARK-- SPOOKY PLACE! I’M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONEY, WELL KINDA, BUT I’M IN IT FOR THE STORIES! THE TRAGEDY! THE SCARES! THE HORROR!!!
Are you the MONSTER who is talking about blasfemy against MY HOUSE? [OMFG I CANNOT BELIEVE IT LMFAOOO]
“I can’t rewrite the stories ma’am! I’m just telling people what they deserve to hear... THE TRUTH!”
american horror story sentence meme
“Surprise, bitch.”
“All monsters are human. You’re a monster.”
“You’re all I want! You’re all I have!”
“And you’re a dried up, old hot pocket, but I don’t judge.”
“I’m finding it really hard to look at your face because I really, really want to bash it in.”
“I don’t do liquor.”
“I think I have mommy issues. You know a good therapist?”
“You’re kind of twisted, aren’t you?”
“Do you have any clothes that don’t come from the Gap?”
“I have always loved you.”
“Sometimes shit just happens.”
“Don’t make me drop a house on you.”
“I’m trying very hard not to judge you.”
“You are the biggest freak of them all.”
“I’m not naive to the ways of men.”
“Who is [email protected]?”
“You don’t have any idea of what I’m capable of.”
“If I wanted you dead, you would be.”
“You’re mine now. Body and soul.”
“You’re one tough cookie, you know that?”
“Bitch, I will eat you!”
“Don’t be a hater, dear.”
“You could never survive without me.”
“That’s showbiz.”
“I just can’t help thinking my whole life might have gone different if I’d met you sooner.”
“I’m going to destroy you and everything you love.”
“You must think you’re very clever.”
“I need a cigarette.”
“Crotchless panties for everyone.”
i SAID — STARTER CALL!!!!!!! :)!!!!!!!!!!
i SAID — STARTER CALL!!!!!!! :)!!!!!!!!!!
i SAID --- STARTER CALL!!!!!!! :)!!!!!!!!!!
stan will u smd b4 the tour
“Would that be appropriate SIR??”
STARTER CALL :)
Roses are red, your ass is too, and I will see it all when I spank that eternal darkness out of u ;)
“I uh--- sir. I mean sir-- there are people a-around. This is a murder tour, not a sex shop.” He had to remain calm. No way he’d let himself shoot a wink or smirk. This was his workplace--- NO FLIRTING ON THE JOB.
Write a “roses are red, violets are blue” poem and send it to my muse.
erotopathic
He had been tempted before. Many times he had thought about sneaking in. Going to take a look at the famous murder house. He’s heard stories and tales but never before did he try to enter. He thought he knew better. Apparently NOT. It was a clear bright day, nothing should go wrong. The sun was out and nobody currently lived there. It was for sale. What if he bought the old thing? Hah--- what a joke. As he entered the home it was much more clear how unsettling it could be. You could feel the eery creepiness that lurked and it wasn’t a good feeling. Maybe he would of turned back, if he hadn’t spotted somebody walking through the home. Before he had time to scream he got a look at her. She didn’t look all that threatening. “Sorry! I thought nobody lived here anymore. I just-- wanted to check it out.”
unrighteouskiller
“Welcome to the tour! Unfortunately we’re lacking a crowd today-- but I’m sure we’ll have a great time, despite all that! Welcome aboard, let’s set off!”
sordidis
He had been tempted before. Many times he had thought about sneaking in. Going to take a look at the famous murder house. He’s heard stories and tales but never before did he try to enter. He thought he knew better. Apparently NOT. His footsteps felt loud as he approached the large home-- fear making his hands shake. Before he could tell himself to go back, the rush of wind from the door slamming shut behind him caused a small SHRIEK. Clearly, a bad idea. He could see a figure moving closer and the stories all became real. He was part of this horror now-- no turning back. “H-Hello. Didn’t mean to ah, startle you. Or break in.”
STARTER CALL :)
