SENTENCE STARTERS FROM THE MEAN GIRLS MUSICAL (ACT I).
“no one died.”
“how far would you go?”
“sometimes mean is what you are.”
“mean is easier than nice.”
“you can’t buy integrity at the mall.”
“it’s not enough.”
“i’ve got dreams exciting me.”
“do you ever get a feeling everybody else is happy?”
“let’s try something new.”
“adventure’s what we do.”
“i’ve got no time to cry.”
“it’s a scary kind of feeling, but it’s so exhilarating.”
“i gotta fight for the right to belong.”
“everybody wants connection.”
“so what if all the ducklings think you’re ugly?”
“where do you belong?”
“this is the group for you.”
“we all get a box.”
“it’s stifling.”
“you’ll be judged on sight.”
“we’ll be good friends to you.”
“here’s where you belong.”
“don’t look at them.”
“we’re just drones who work for her, then die.”
“i am a massive deal.”
“i’ve got money and looks.”
“i am like drunk with power.”
“i’m the prettiest poison you’ve ever seen.”
“i don’t care how you feel.”
“i may not be smart… that’s it.”
“there’s no need to even speak.”
“see you here same time tomorrow.”
“when i was five, i fell in love.”
“by thirteen, i gave up trying.”
“i didn’t get it, somehow.”
“i want to get it, but how?”
“i am filled with calculust.”
“could that image be more hot?”
“let me just enjoy that thought.”
“don’t be fooled by the pink.”
“don’t attack me.”
“she can smell your fear.”
“people literally cower.”
“i was victim, i was quarry.”
“i have hitched a ride with the apex predator.”
“she doesn’t know yet.”
“gotta keep things cool.”
“jesus, what a day!”
“tell me what’s wrong with me.”
“tell me like you care.”
“i could listen to you like a fool all night.”
“you keep me guessing.”
“please don’t ignore me.”
“we both know one day there’ll be blood on the floor.”
“which one will betray the other more?”
“maybe i need to find a better friend.”
“what’s wrong with me? could it be you?”
“it’s probably me.”
STUPID WITH LOVE (REPRISE)
“it’s all on me.”
“you’re already cool.”
“that’s love, i guess.”
“i find the whole thing so frustrating.”
“all i get is stupid with love.”
“look who finally found a way!”
“hey, what’s the date?”
“october third! my new favorite day!”
“if i could change the world, i’d make it halloween. every single day.”
“wait, let me start over.”
“oh halloween, you can pretend to be someone else.”
“when you are the hot one, it’s a full time gig.”
“i can be who i wanna be, and sexy!”
“i can cure sex cancer!”
“sex cancer doesn’t exist..”
“this is modern feminism talking.”
“that’s what they all expect from me.”
“face it, you used me.”
“was i a game to you?”
“was i the fool?”
“it’s fine.. until someone gets hurt.”
“people forget i’m human too.”
“i thought you had the sense to see through that.”
“if you’re going, go.”
“why do you even wear a shirt?”
“you know what friends do? they got your back.”
“now that’s a party!”
“it’s like a party with revenge.”
“i need to lose three pounds.”
“your hair looks sexy pushed back.”
“we’ll get our party now.”
“that’s how it feels to be free.”
“i thought you would cave.”
“you were so fearless.”
“some people need to grow up.”
“i did it for me, but really for you.”
“imagine just dancing like nobody was there.”
“i’m sorry this had to happen.”
