transgendr

he/him | 22 But a figment of your imagination

[valtsv]

we need to bring back the phrase "what business is it of yours" in a big way i'm serious

[valtsv]

i know you can just say "none of your business" but phrasing it as a question with a jarringly formal tone is the ideal way to shoot an overfamiliar unwelcome overture dead in its tracks and force the person making it to confront the boundaries they're taking for granted + it would really piss people off which is funny

[valtsv]

&also it allows you to experience the joy of talking like an autistic vampire, which i highly recommend

[kinky-cas]

3.13 Ghostfacers / destiel breaking news meme

[lustcannibalism]

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

[havingapoemwithyou]

pavlov was the son of a priest by Paige Lewis

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[costanzian]

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

[costanzian]

[nonbinary-phlesbian]

omg phil finally has found something to do with his hands in photos… put an arm around dan

[bobdylanyaoi]

you used to call me on my uncle phone

[femmeinvelvet2]

By Anja Müller, published in Mein lesbisches Auge 03 in 2002

[soapy-shampoo]

I didn’t realize I hadn’t posted in like two weeks my bad

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[shibes-lester-deactivated201612]

breaking news: after being imprisoned for stalking, dan howell, age 24, is finally released today

[cosmonautroger]

Windows 98 Underwater Screensaver, 1998

[cream2luv]

i just think that we as a society dont talk about spitting in each other’s mouths enough

[tooesoteric2tboy]

Dork [with admiration and lust]

yeah this is pretty much how people treat me and no I’m not kidding…

[basiadziadosz]

All the faves 🌶️🍅🍓🍎🍒