𝔫𝔢𝔤𝔩𝔢𝔠𝔱 𝔞𝔦𝔫'𝔱 𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔶

 hades from disney's descendants // freed by TRISTAN. 

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me crawling out from my own personal pit of hell to maybe bring back blue flame dad…..

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Hello!! If anyone's still interested in writing with me and this disaster of a man/god, you can now find us over at @vaguelygothic !! Along with my ben (@benvxlence ) and my harry (@seabtch )!!

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me crawling out from my own personal pit of hell to maybe bring back blue flame dad.....

[zendadya]

Descendants (2019) dir. Kenny Ortega

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lowkey i wanna write donkeyskin from the wolf among us and princess moanna from pan’s labyrinth but make them descendants based drftvgbhnjmk,l

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well, i WAS going to clean but I guess i'm not allowed to move.

[scepterspelled]

                                       ℑ'𝔳𝔢 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔩𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔪𝔢𝔫                          𝕭𝖗𝖔𝖐𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖚𝖙 𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖙𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓

                               𝔖𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔪𝔦𝔯𝔯𝔬𝔯 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔭𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔡 𝔦𝔱 𝔱𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰                               𝕮𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖎𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖆 𝖉𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗

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auradonrulers‌:

“Correction. I have a child, she will have nothing to do with you, she won’t even know your name.” Maleficent said coldly, “if I ever see you near her I will make this life of yours a living hell.”

“even if she hatched fully dragon-shaped out of a purple egg, that child is still half hades. you can deny it all you want, but she’s half mine. so stop being dramatic and don’t make this harder than it needs to be.” his laugh is dismissive, mocking his ex-wife. “oh, darling. is that the best you have, great mistress of evil? you forget who you’re talking to. i am a GOD  —  the lord of the underworld. now i forget, what’s another world used to call that place? it always escapes me  —  oh, YES! hell. i’m the lord of hell, sooo.... that’s not really much of a threat.”

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islepride‌:

&.        ‘  𝐎𝐊𝐀𝐘,  𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋  …  ’  auradon’s queen to be motions to an attendant standing not too far away,  and he strides over not a moment later,  picking up piece after piece of porcelain shards.  ‘  as easily as you knocked that off the table,  you could’ve,  i dunno,  asked for caffeinated?  this isn’t the isle of the lost,  dad,  you can’t just  …  do stuff like that.  ’

hades rolls his eyes before directing a brief, slightly menacing glance at the person picking up the porcelain. “i’d like a cup of REAL coffee... please.” he drums his fingers on the table for a moment, feeling more than a little out of place. “i am a god, you know? i used to never have to ask for things. if i didn’t get what i wanted i’d just send people’s souls to the pit. i miss those days.”

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Not to be on brand but this is what I’m drinking water in... from... whatever it’s 2am

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@islcchildren said:  "You're ranting again."

“marla. marla, i asked them to do just one very simple task. just ONE. give the bottle to the baby. how hard is that? it’s not! if they had done their job right everything would’ve been different. one thing, marla.”

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inmydrcams replied to your post: imnotacharacter replied to your post: ...

Evie just “excuuuuse me? You can’t do that with my best friend who’s definitely not old enough to be drinking”

hades just offers her a drink like “do you wanna talk about YOUR daddy issues”

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imnotacharacter replied to your post: upwardstrokes replied to your post: ...

// but now she’s just getting old enough they can get drunk and puke together!

azwsxcdfvgbhnj hades and mal getting drunk together because they’re both disasters and hades has no idea how to actually bond with his child. amazing. 👏👏👏

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imbicilite‌:

          “NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE! You can’t be the best! You tried to kill a baby!”

“hey, i never went near that baby. and he was a demigod! it doesn’t count.”

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upwardstrokes replied to your post: What was Mal like as a baby?

that face is just saying : gross. she was gross

yeah but like... it says it with love. he likes her a lot more now that she won’t accidentally puke on him!!

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What was Mal like as a baby?

“she was very small. and pink. and smelly. you know, like most babies.”

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zwsxdcfvgbh i was walking my dogs (they’re both labs, both extremely kind babies) and out of fucking nowhere come these two chihuahuas fucking sCREAMING and straight up trying to bite my children and i’m just there, with an injured hand trying to get these tiny beasts away from my dogs who were doing NOTHING, weren’t even close to them, and i’m freaking out because how do i get these assholes away!!!!! anyway, the lady came running after them and took them away but i’m mad lmao

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@underwcrldly sent  ‘of course i care. you’re my family.’ (for mal)

She SCOFFS because, really? As if family means ANYTHING to him? They’ve both been living on the Isle and how many times has he actually sought her out? Not very many! She can’t even recall the last time she saw him BEFORE getting the ember - she didn’t even know where he lived, after all.

“Really? Family didn’t seem to matter too much to you until now. Doesn’t matter - I’m fine, so you can take your fake concern and leave.”

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“i’m sorry, did we live in the same wasteland of a prison or were you in a parallel dimension where being a caring and loving father would’ve turned out good for either of us? they would’ve eaten you alive, child. they would’ve thought i was weak. and you know how they treat the weak ones.” this was the thing that fueled hades’ hatred of auradon more than anything. he loved her. and she didn’t know, because he couldn’t let her know.

“do you think it was easy watching you grow? watching you leave. i kept an eye on you, mali  — i was proud, you know? when you went to auradon. i wouldn’t see you anymore, but  at least you would get a shot at a better life. — it’s not like there’s a god’s guide to parenting. so forgive me for doing what i thought was best for you.”