go go gadget dump septic tank on tourists

call me gummy or frankie! if you like huge dicks, you'll love my personality! if you love small dicks, you'll love my actual dick

[spitblaze]

gender is a performance and im doing improv comedy

[notatzimisce]

"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out

[hannahp0calypse]

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.

[bgm05]

i keep thinking about this guy i saw on here who was throwing a fit at deltarune chapter 3+4 and how spamton being more relevant to tenna's whole story than queen was a massively misogynistic act on the part of toby fox and also the implied relationship between spamton and tenna was "fucking disgusting" and then i clicked on his art blog and it was a bunch of homestuck trolls in bikinis with oiled up asses

[parkayquarts]

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs

[emisoras]

Visit Original Link

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[jackfrostdoll]

very few things that are more confusing and sad than trans man fandomites looking at a fictional character sick to death of masculinity and going "I headcanon him as a trans man btw." because he hates being a man?? What's up with that? Wouldn't you have more solace and peace in a character who... is comfortable being a man?

[jackfrostdoll]

new confusing and sad thing:

"yeah. This guy is a misogynist. that really sucks. you know why I think he's a misogynist? I think it's because he used to be a girl. So he knows how much it sucks to be a girl. And how icky girls are. So like. When he sees girls or talks to them, all he can do is think about how awful it is. So he lashes out like a man. Because being misogynist is a masculine trait."

[bumpscosity]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[cock-holliday]

[lumeda]

I want more baby Andy

[jackfrostdoll]

* This bat credit card is Pissing me off...

* I'm the original Doug Walker

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider