ethan mahon

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

You’re right but I’d still like to see the moves you were talking about.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Fine but I want it on the record that I tried to be not a player.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

Why not? Do you think I’m not worth to see them?

[ethanmahon-blog]

No it’s just that I’m sure you’re use to guys putting on a show for you to get your attention. I figure why compete in that fakeness when I can just be up front and honest?

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

You’re not bad. I just have a sense for it. I bet you can be very smooth though.

[ethanmahon-blog]

I’m also not putting on my best moves.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

Neither am I. I’m just trying to be a tease while checking you out.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Trust me you’re already a tease by just being around and looking like you do.

[alison-howell]

How is that? did you just hit on me? Not that I mind.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Yes I was hitting on you I'm glad to see I'm not as smooth as I'd like to be.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

Neither am I. I’m just trying to be a tease while checking you out.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Trust me you're already a tease by just being around and looking like you do.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

Maybe but no one who’s worth it so far. Maybe you’ll be the first.

[ethanmahon-blog]

I wouldn’t put much stock in that. I’m not exactly a romantic

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

I could if I had an interest in long term things. Which I don’t.

[ethanmahon-blog]

It’s good to keep the short term guys on their toes too.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

No. I have other qualities and am anything but the stereotypical woman.

[ethanmahon-blog]

That’s good to know. You seem like a woman that’ll keep a guy on his toes.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

Oh. Yes and no. I’m Italian but lived here for a good junk of my life.

[ethanmahon-blog]

I know it’s a stereotypical question but can you cook?

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

Where did you grow up?

[ethanmahon-blog]

Louisiana. Did you grow up here? 

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

I’d do the same. How long have you been in Boston?

[ethanmahon-blog]

Only a few months but it’s already a lot better than where I grew up.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

Nice. I only buy something for my family and best friends. That’s it. No boyfriends.

[ethanmahon-blog]

A girl like you? Of course there’s no boyfriend because you probably have multiple men after you.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

Really? That’s exaggeration on end. I’d run away if I were you

[ethanmahon-blog]

I did. I moved several states away from her to get away from it.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[saphira-farro-blog]

Whatever fills their pockets.

[ethanmahon-blog]

It just makes me gag whenever I pass the displays.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

I don’t stress about it just because I see Christmas stuff in the stores. Just ignore it

[ethanmahon-blog]

It’s just annoying. I think it’s because my mom goes all out. Like start shopping in July all out.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[grace--medici]

Who cares? If it makes them happy

[ethanmahon-blog]

Because some of us like to actually spend the next two months not constantly stressing out about one day.

[ethanmahon-blog]

Why the hell are stores selling Christmas shit already?

[alison-howell]

The only reason I buy things early is because they increase prices before christmas and pretend it’s an offer.

[ethanmahon-blog]

I usually only buy for one person so I don’t stress that much over the price I guess. It’s usually just my mom and I for the holidays unless I have a girlfriend that year.