Ethan Ullman

Stand-up comedian and host of "Alternative to Sleeping," a stand-up comedy-related radio show.

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Found what I assume is either a magic trick remnant of the worlds shittiest business card. @gabedylan #magictrickremnant #worldsshittiestbusinesscard

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You jerks better like the heck out of this picture because dude started freaking out and yelling at me after I took this picture. "*click*" "FUCK YOU" "Oh sorry, just thought that was a really cool bike." "Well fuck you." "Well you have a cool bike." "Fuck you, you fucking jerk. You're a fucking jerk. FUCK YOU" #chicago!

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My dad and I at Turning Stone for Steve Martin! (at Turning Stone, Turning Stone Resort & Casino)

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We're such a cute couple #kethan #ullchard (at Wolff's Biergarten)

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Oh yeah, I met Hillary Clinton when I was in high school. #danecook

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Those are some gnarly-ass before teeth #toothpaste

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Just another day at work... #MichaelEck #RichardLovrich (at Proctors)

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My expensive draft stopper #koogins #catstagram

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Requisite group shot with Maria Heinegg, Sam Evans & Nick Yost after our awesome Valentine's Comedy Show at Centre Street Pub! (at Centre Street Pub)

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FANTASTIC one at Centre Street Pub with Maria Heinegg, Sam Evans & Nick Yost! (at Centre Street Pub)

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One of the best and worst feelings when you produce comedy. It sucks turning people away, but god damn this show is going to rock!

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FINALLY! For those of you that have been following this thrilling Verizon Reward email saga, it was finally come to a close! (Maybe we can work on a prequel series next year.) #verizon #fios

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They sent me another one! #verizon #fios #getyouremailshittogether

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Thank you, Verizon, for this undoubtably urgent and important email. #verizon #nosense #wasteoftime

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Forsome holiday joy. #foursome #puzzles (at Puzzles Bakery & Café)

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Nothing says "I love you" like some shit you grabbed at the gas station.

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UPDATE: Ethan who accidentally signed up with my email address is Rollin' in bitches. #eharmony #12yearold