sry i dipped

+Rachel @2019 tHaNk U nExT pLs

[toastoat]

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[vomitpuppy-deactivated20200809]

u think i’m CUTE?! send me $3000

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yall coping ?

[dongboss]

no

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[paper-mario-wiki]

too many fuckn degrees outside

[myrandomfandomblog]

yeah dude fuck those college kids

[gaylor-moon]

[cal-frezi-deactivated20230604]

[glixbitch]

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy  *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

[valtsv]

Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . … Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro …

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stark-raven-mad]

[ks-caster]

REBLOGGING FOR THE ADDITION ! ! !

[fairycosmos]

the way this is supposed to be the prime of my life

[jaylor]

disney peaked when they named that sky high character Warren Peace and that’s on that

[bob-belcher]

[twitblr]

[evilbuildingsblog]

This German Kindergarten

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

every building built mainly for children should be fucking weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat