God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

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God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin
Breaking news all sports indefinitely cancelled because we have lost tbe ball
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✅ seceet decoded !
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”
i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website
you are not going to believe what they did with Books
"A wall of text" baby that's a curb at best
your cat was an honor to see in the window
girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach
getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience
you'll never believe this
come on, lets give the robot a hand! you can get it as a sticker here!
bull in a china shop
i’m on onion rings right now
get me my keys NOW
d*mn!
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.
Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)
guy who says eep