i wanna be yours
- in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part one | part two | part three | part four | part five | part six | part seven | part eight | part nine | part ten | part eleven | part twelve | part thirteen | part fourteen | part fifteen | part sixteen | part seventeen |
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: seventeen
part one here
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Y/N PROTECTION SQUAD
lotte
has anyone checked on y/n lately?
lessi
no
why? what's up
lotte
i feel like she's been trying to ignore us
and the groupchat is quite dead
that itself should be ringing some bells
niamh
last time i saw her was when we went to
nandos together a week ago but i could tell
she was feeling a bit down, and these past
few days she keeps saying she's busy or tired
whenever i try to make plans with her
charli
same here
leah
wait you guys went to nandos again?!
steph
that's what's concerning you the most rn omg?
nandos? and not my child?
kyra
i think we should revoke leah's privileges
to be in this chat tbh
raise your hand if you agree ✋
niamh
✋
lotte
✋
lessi
✋
charli
✋
katie
✋
steph
✋
georgia
✋
ona
✋
ella
✋
viv
✋
leah
EXCUSE ME?!
ALSO
SINCE WHEN WAS VIV PART OF THIS GC?!
kyra
see that just shows how uninvested leah is in this gc
she isn't worthy to be part of the y/n protection squad
leah
kyra istg
you're gonna catch these hands
the next time i see you
steph
oi
you won't lay a hand on my children
not on my watch, williamson
kyra
thank you mum 🥰
the REAL karate kid
guys
have we noticed that y/n's disabled comments
on all her posts lately?
viv
the fans and media can be quite toxic
i won't be surprised if they caught up to her
niamh sent a few screenshots
kyra
oh.
lotte
no wonder she's been trying to avoid us
she's most definitely seen all those tweets
katie
i'm gonna fight em 😈
kyra
i'm joining you 😈
niamh
count me in 😈
georgia
me too 😈
lotte
guess i'll see you all on the battlefield
steph
the battlefied it is
✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦
THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
brightness
why are we at war in twitter rn
sam the skippa
HELP
this is so entertaining
rusty metal
@ the imposter aka y/n ❤️
meado
y/n
you need to see this
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
what is happening
mccard
y/n protection army reporting for duty
meado
willybum
DAMN
YES STEPH
rusty metal
i need more popcorn for this
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stop you guys tysm
i'm crying
the REAL karate kid
you see those are the more .... civilised ones
and then there's kyra's ones
pest
don't be shy show em 😈
the REAL karate kid
willybum
KYRA 😭😭
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
thank you kyra 😈
pest
you're very welcome y/n 😈
kie
ONA
WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS 😭😭
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
PLS IM SO PROUD OF YOU
ILYSM HAHAHA
pest
our teachings have paid off
ona
they sure have pookie 😈
rusty metal
STOP 😭😭
you two are banned from teaching her slang
pest
it's not our fault you're a grandma
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
okay but genuinely thank you so much everyone
you guys really didn't have to back me up there
but it truly means a lot to have your support
i love you all so much 🥺😭❤️🙏
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: sixteen
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
felt lotte 😔
neev
you went to a wsl match
and to an arse-nal one of all ?!
i thought you were a chelsea supporter y/n 😔
how could you do this to me bae
kyra
who the hell would be sane enough to support chelshit?
elton
PLS
willybum
CHELSHIT HAHAHA
neev
are we seeing this rn sam @ samtheskippa
the disrespect
sam the skippa
kyra lillee cooney-cross
kyra
erm
mum, save me @ stephy
stephy
i ain't getting involved in this
kyra
😔
meado
oh my lord
tom holland's twin
i have a concussion y/n ✌️
twinning
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
want me to come over and we can watch movies
i'll bring ice-cream
tom holland's twin
pls do 🙏
stairway
why is lotte getting special treatment?
i sprained my ankle the other day
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
sucks to be you
elton
are you seriously still mad at us for
accidentally giving you a concussion
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
neev
i'll make it up to you with nandos
i'll pay 🙏
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
okay
willybum
that's all it took for you to forgive her?
nandos?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
hey, nandos is fire 🔥
only ppl with taste can understand
mccard
real
kyra
real
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
and i can never stay mad at you guys for long
the REAL karate kid
yayyy
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
but tillies are still my number one
willybum
NOOO
kyra
YESSS
as you should 💪
the REAL karate kid
okay but you support arsenal yeah? 🥺🙏
neev
NAHH
chelsea 🤍💙🥺🙏
brightness
chelsea 🤍💙
flaming hot
chelsea 🤍💙
sam the skippa
aye up the blues 🤍💙
elton
NAHH
yanited 🔛🔝
earpsy
yesss ❤️🖤
zelem
❤️🖤
turner
❤️🖤
hempo
it's actually mancity thank you very much
lani
ayeee
esme
yess
chloe
that's right
kyra
nah y'all are absolutely delulu
it's fairly obvious y/n should support ausenal
we're superior 💪
wilybum
you mean arsenal 🤨
❤️🤍
kyra
yeah that
of course 😁
❤️🤍
the REAL karate kid
❤️🤍
meado
❤️🤍
tom holland's twin
❤️🤍
mccard
❤️🤍
ford
❤️🤍
stephy
❤️🤍
stairway
NAH
WHAT THE FLIIP
WE HAVE MOST OF THE ARSENAL TEAM HERE
THIS IS UNFAIR
neev
YEAH
UNFAIR FR
cha cha
i was gonna suggest spurs ....
willybum
OH HELL NAH
the REAL karate kid
NO
elton
ABSOLUTY NOT
cha cha
okay okay geez
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i think i should remain unspoken about this topic
before things get more out of hand ....
neev
NAH
this is an important life decision y/n
rusty metal
wait
y/n
barca will welcome you with open arms
willybum
THEY AREN'T A WSL TEAM LUCY
rusty metal
i thought it was just clubs in general 😔
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
barca is lookin very convicing ngl
and i most def support ausenal (and lotte) 🇦🇺✊
mccard
technically i'm an honorary aussie so do i count in ausenal 👀
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
of course
neev
i thought we had a connection y/n 😔
willybum
why not lionessenal 😔
meado
that is a terrible name
the REAL karate kid
fr
willybum
sue me for tryin
why don't you think of something better then
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
nahh doesn't hit the same as ausenal
willybum
i liked it better when you didnt know who we were
and supported me 😔
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
that isn't very cash money of you willybum
ona
you should come to barcelona y/n!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
anything for you ona 🙏
stairway
nahhh
come support bayern in germany 💪
kie
barca is superior actually
rusty metal
that's right!
willybum
they're overrated
kie
you did not
ona added la reina
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
MOTHER ALEXIA EKBHFlkuweqBFQLUEB
NO WAY OMG
IVE PASSED AWAY
neev
HELP
the alexia putellas being added to this gc
was NOT on my bingo card this year 😭
ona
alexia, leah williamson just said barca is overrated
willybum deleted a chat
willybum
i don't know what she's talking about alexia
you're amazing
la reina
thank you?
your nickname is ... creative
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
alexia will you adopt me?
la reina
what?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
what?
erm
you are insanely peng oml
ona
i thought i was peng 😔
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
YOU ARE
ona
then you need another compliment for her
kyra
alexia is very mother actually
cha cha
she is fr
neev
seconded
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
but steph is mother for me 🙏
alexia is literally la reina, my queen 😩
stephy
what in the world are you guys talking about 😭
rusty metal
wait what am i then?
neev
grandma duh
rusty metal
i shouldn't have asked 😭
ona
grandma lucy hahaha
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
ona i'm packing my bags rn
coming to barca right away for you
ona
i shall be waiting
willybum
i can't believe we're being forgotten about 😔
kyra
no one cares lord farquaad
willybum
you pest 😒
willybum changed kyra's name to pest
pest
wow
willybum
suits you very well
pest
that's not gonna stop me from pestering you, willybum
you do realise that
willybum
steph control your child
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
but i never did anything 😔
willybum
NOT YOU
ALSO SINCE WHEN HUH? 😭
stephy
do you have a problem with my children, williamson?
willybum
erm
no
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
mother, kyra is hogging your favourite son
from your favourite daughter
you guys, pls give me idea suggestions for i wanna be yours 🙏🙏 i literally don't know what to write, like it's been 10% plot and 90% memes and chaos 😭😭 literally any ideas you guys have, pls let me know, it would be deeply appreciated
ik the votes chose the ronaldo oc fic, but i didn’t get the chance to vote and the avengers one is honestly my dream fic!! is there any chance of both? xx (if there isn’t don’t worry obviously!) i’ve read everything you’ve written about five times 💌💌
hey! while the ronaldo fic did win by 1%, i personally am also leaning towards the avengers crossover fic so i'll probably write ordinary life first and then will work on the star girl fic series. and thank you so much, it truly means a lot to me!
so i have a few woso fic ideas in mind and would love to know which one you all would be interested in the most. btw i also feel more comfortable writing ocs instead of reader insert so i hope that's fine :)
ordinary life - arsenal wfc x teen avenger!oc
- teen oc fic where she is basically trying to hide her past of being involved with the avengers, and moves away to london to pursue a career in football by playing for arsenal. and after a while, the past that she'd tried her best to keep a secret from everyone and bury deep down begins to catch up to her
- basically the infinite number of times everyone is too blind to figure out that oc is an avenger is so obvious but never connected the dots
star girl - ronaldo!oc fic series
- in which 17 year old adrienne ronaldo is the oldest daughter of cristiano ronaldo, trying to live up to her father's standards and carrying the ronaldo legacy. her skills even surpass her father's and everyone on the pitch can't help but be intimated by her. she's loved by all the ronaldo fans, especially her supportive father who is incredibly proud to see her thrive while he prepares to retire soon.
- basically her journey from transferring to the wsl and trying to fit in her new team arsenal after playing for real madrid for a year, and facing the criticism of the media of whether or not she can really live up to the ronaldo name
popular - matildas x stark!oc chaotic group chat fic
- in which kyra accidentally adds a wrong number instead of mini's in her new group chat with charli and mini, and charli and kyra end up bonding with the imposter added, the two chaotic idiots too blind to realise that she's actually the daughter of the tony stark himself
- basically adora stark is just waiting to see how long it takes for them to connect the pieces together
which one seems the most interesting?
ordinary life (arsenal wfc x teen avenger!oc)
star girl (ronaldo!oc x woso fic series)
popular (matildas x stark!oc chaotic group chat fic)
how do you plan to end the i wanna be yours series???
Love it so far!!!
Honestly, I don't even have a plot for this series 😭😭 I just get a random idea and pretty much ramble on some nonsense tbh so I don't even know how I'm gonna end it 😭
absolutely adore your writing, i just wanna know why lessi’s nickname in the gc is karate kid 😭😭😭😭 i get the others haha im just curious
ahh thank you so much!! since lessi's last name is russo i thought the karate kid might've been funny bcuz she shares the same last name with daniel la russo. hope that made sense lol
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: fifteen
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
nahhh that's it
i'm quitting this job
tillies my baes
you guys hiring? 🙏
stairway
NOOOO
Y/N IM SOO SORRY
willybum
Y/N NO
elton
ABSOLUTELY NOT
kyra
ABSOLUTELY YES
cha cha
YESSS
WE WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS
stephy
of course! 🥰
the REAL karate kid
NAHHH
neev
WE DIDNT MEAN TOO Y/N
WE'RE REALLY SORRY
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
NO YOU GUYS ARE NOT
meado
what did you guys do this time
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stairway
it was nothing!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
NOTHING?!
willybum
did you just make a meme of me ....
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i've made memes of all of you
BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT RN
i hate you all
except lotte
i love you
you're the only lioness i'll support
tom holland's twin
while i really appreciate that
pls don't leave me with these idiots 🥺🙏
meado
waittt i wasn't part of all this
why hate meee
earpsy
yeah i wasn't there either
why do we gotta suffer tho
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
MARY
you not being there was what caused this
torture and suffering in the first place 😭😭
keira
i'm so out of the loop rn
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
SO THESE IDIOTS THOUGHT I'D BE
GREAT FOR TARGET PRACTICE IN GOALS
AND SHOVED ME IN THE BATTLEFIELD
WITHOUT MY CONSENT
ME WHOS THE OPPOSITE OF ATHLETIC
GOT ABUSED BCUZ OF THEM ALL
only lotte being the angel she is helped me
willybum
it wasn't even that badddd
stairway
yeahh
you're being kinda dramatic
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
WASNT EVEN THAT BAD?!
EXCUSE YOU
I HAVE A CONCUSSION BCUZ OF YOU GUYS
AND A MASSIVE BUMP ON MY HEAD
AND YOURE CALLING ME DRAMATIC?!
tom holland's twin
yeah it was a nasty bump ngl
y'all knocked out her braincells
elton
i mean to be fair
she kinda didn't have many
braincells to begin with anyway ....
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
THATS ITTT
TILLIES YALL MY NUMBER ONE
MY MAIN
MY HOMELAND
the REAL karate kid
willybum
NOOO
NOT THEMMM
WE SHOULD BE YOUR NUMBER ONE
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
WELL YOU SHOULDVE THOUGHT OF
THAT BEFORE YALL ATTACKED ME
AFTER EVERYTHING IVE DONE FOR YALL
AND THIS IS HOW YOU GUYS REPAY ME?!
kyra
charli and i are coming to get ya rn
from these losers
we're on our way
stairway
WHO YOU CALLING LOSERS?!
willybum
this is unacceptable
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
willybum
the REAL karate kid
neev
NAHH
WE'LL WAGE WAR
kyra
come at me you colonisers
tom holland's twin
NAHH NOT COLONISERS 😭😭
stairway
WE WILL
cha cha
imma bring in the big guns
cha cha added brick wall, ford, lani and sammy the skippa
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG MORE AUSSIES AYEE
cha cha
um that photo ....
anyway
macca cait lani
protect y/n at all costs
brick wall
aye aye
lani
on it!
ford
okay!
sammy the skippa
um what is happening rn
stephy
all you need to know is that we gotta
protect y/n from the lionesses
sammy the skippa
neev
we got our own big guns
lucy millie mary rach
need ya rn
earpsy
here!
brightness
yes.
daily
i was summoned
rusty metal
yeah?
kyra
well
WEVE GOT MCCABE
KATIE MCCABE
the REAL karate kid
WHAT?!
willybum
SINCE WHEN WAS MCCABE
WITH YOU GUYS?!
brick wall
since always?
stephy
yeah katie's an honorary aussie
meado
katie?!
mccard
yeah i am
elton
WELL
WEVE GOT ONA
ISNT THAT RIGHT?
rusty metal
ona?
ona
well .....
i'm afraid to tell you that we spaniards have
formed an alliance with the aussies
kie
THE BETRAYAL 😭😭
willybum
what is this blasphemy
tom holland's twin
wait
isn't spain also a coloniser tho ....
stairway
oh yeahhh
that's hypocritical of you
ona
shhhhhhh
kyra
cha cha
well
y/n is successfully ours
willybum
ABSOLUTELY NOT
neev
WE'LL GET HER BACK
JUST YOU WAIT
stairway
YEAH WERE COMING FOR YOU
KANGAROO RIDERS
samma the skippa
what are you all gonna do?
drown us in your cup of teas?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
DAMN
yall got violated haha
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: fourteen
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
you guys
back me up here
lotte
y/n
absolutely not
neev
oooh
what's gotten lotte acting like this
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
so
i made this insane connection yeah
lotte is literally a female tom holland
but miss wubben-moy here is denying it
the REAL karate kid
huh?
mccard
hold on
you might be onto something here
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
LOOOK
it's not the best photo to compare from
but tell me i ain't the only who sees it
stairway
OMG
brightness
oh yeah
i'm seeing it
stephy
YESSS
it's the side profile
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
exactly!!
meado
that is insane
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
seeee lotte!
i meant it as a compliment when i said
you look like tom holland's twin
elton changed lotte's name to tom holland's twin
tom holland's twin
neev
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
😔😔
tom holland's twin
niamh
do i need to remind you of this
afternoon at the beach?
because i will
hempo
oooh i wanna know what happeneddd
daly
stairway
WAIT
YOU GUYS WENT TO THE BEACH?!
AND DIDN'T INVITE ME
the REAL karate kid
that is so sad
we must've completely forgotten about you
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG YESS
I HAVE AMAZING PHOTOS TO SHARE
neev
Y/N NO
tom holland's twin
Y/N YES
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
this one and jessie were STRUGGLING
for an hour trying to place their mats 😭😭
it was so funny
flaming hot
STOPPP
DONT REMIND ME
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
and miss fleming here
even gave me the bird
guys she's not as innocent as she looks
flaming hot
oh shut up y/n
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
you're just sour that the wind loved me
flaming hot
yeah i really am
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i'm justfdghjkem ehyu
tyuiolkjehsyuikmdrnh
willybum
um
y/n
you good?
elton
are you having a stroke rn?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
sorry y/n's a bit busy rn
neev
WHERE'S Y/N MY BAE
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
if you want to see her alive again
i'm gonna need y'all to venmo me 10k each
stairway
10k?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
is that too much for you?
stairway
oh no no
it was just surprising how you didn't go for
one 1 million like everyone usually does
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
oh
well i guess if you want it that way
then 1 million each from y'all
willybum
STANWAY WTH
neev
had to open that big mouth of yours
ona
we'll save y/n
just what is this venmo and how
do i venmo you money?
elton
i mean do we have to .....
she'll be fineee
neev
you know what
how about 1 m for y/n
toone will pay for it on behalf of us all
elton
HUH
excuse you
i ain't venmoing anyone a million dollars
i'm positive i don't even have a hundred dollars
in my bank account
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
wow glad to know how much i'm worth 😔
ona
y/n!
you're okay!
do i still have to venmo for your safety?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
oh no no
don't worry about it ona
you're too sweet for this world 🥺
kyra and charli were being jerks and snatched
my phone and ran away
the imposter aka y/n ❤️ added kyra and cha cha
kyra
aw man
you ruined the fun 😔
i could've earned some money
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
nahhh
ona's too precious to be scammed by you
but i mean ella on the other hand ....
elton
OI
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG
HOW MANY SELFIES DID YOU
TWO TAKE ON MY PHONE?!
cha cha
just enough 😁
stephy
i was dreading when the three
of you would meet up
as if we don't already have enough
chaos in this groupchat
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stephyyy
why would you think that 😔
cha cha
honestly
kyra
the REAL karate kid
😭😭
willybum
HELP
cha cha
HAHA I LOVE THIS PLS
stephy
kyra
WOAH WOAH WOAH
stephy
kyra
cha cha
HELP
YOU BEAT KYRA WITH MEMES
I CANT BELIEVE THIS
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
HAHAHA
STEPH YOU ICONIC LEGEND
I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE
✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦
i don't even know what the hell this is anymore 😭😭 but i hope you enjoyed this nonsense
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: thirteen
part one here
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(doing a bit of timeskip and let's pretend it's been like around two months since the euros bcuz yeah)
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
guys look at what leah and i found this morning
stairway
YOU GUYS WENT WITHOUT ME ?!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
well i was gonna offer you but
leah said you were busy
stairway
WHAT
NO I WASNT
willlybum
oh
well that's so sad
earpsy
so this is why you were late to training
willybum
i forgot we had training
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
more like wanted to forgot
willybum
oi
don't expose me like that
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
:))
so how's training going
neev
y/n save me from this torture
we'll go to nandos together
and drag jessie along too
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
neev added flaming hot
flaming hot
stoppp
not this nickname 😭😭
and we can't go to that nandos place anymore
did you two forget?
we're banned from last time
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
and who's fault was that
miss flaming hot
flaming hot
i blame niamh for all that
neev
bruh
you were literally the one that said
you could handle the flaming hot sauce fleming
and then practically screamed dramatically
about how you were dying
which got us kicked out
flaming hot
I WAS NOT DRAMATIC
AND YOU WERE THE ONE THAT
PEER PRESSURED ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
it was incredibly funny ngl
i mean you couldn't really tell
the difference from jessie's face
and her national jersey colour
flaming hot
stop ittt
you two are meanies
it literally wasn't that bad
i recovered fine
neev
um
you were literally crying the whole day jessie
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
and we had to buy you like twenty iced
drinks for you to finally cool down
look this is you finally calming down
after your twelfth drink
neev
yeah not our fault you can't handle any spice
flaming hot fleming
but we're still kidnapping you and taking
you to another nandos place tonight
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
we sure are
flaming hot
i'm gonna pull a houdini
lotte
oooh i wanna come along to nandos!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
you're very welcome to
stairway
me too!
neev
absolutely not
stairway
excuse you
how can lotte come with
you guys but not me?!
neev
bcuz she isn't annoying like you are
stairway
neev
elton
no wayy
you guys
willybum
oh my god
i do not have the effort for this today
what is she going to say
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
oh no
the REAL karate kid
ona batlle
uh should i be scared?
kie
very much
flaming hot
what is happening?
stairway
elton
did you guys know that you can
lick someone's elbow (also known as
their wenis) and they can't feel it
lotte
righttt
of course i needed to know this
flaming hot
HELP WHAT 😭😭
neev
the fact that i just saw georgia
look at me after reading that
seriously concerns me
the REAL karate kid
unfortunately it's true 😭😭
she licked my wenis
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
.....
yeah i have no words
ona batlle
😭😭
steph
what the hell 😭😭
rusty metal
i wondered why everyone stopped
working out and started looking at each other
ella, i do not wanna know why you
know that, and can everyone stop trying
to lick each other's elbows
it's freaking me out 😭😭
kie
i'm convinced ella has no thoughts
behind those eyes
it is just elevator music.
on repeat.
all day.
every day.
stairway
i think lucy's wenis needs a licky lick
rusty metal
georgia get the hell away from me
elton
ALSO
if you look at any object
near you right now
you know in your head what it
would feel like when you lick it
like the texture and stuff
mccard
nahh that's insane
i haven't licked everything near me
so why would i know how it would feel?
lotte
why did i just see rachel and millie
taking glances at each other
rusty metal
GEARGIA ISTG DONT YOU DARE
TAKE A STEP TOWARDS ME
CAN YOU ALL PLS STOP
TRYING TO LICK THINGS
WITH YOUR IMAGINATIONS
Y'ALL ARE FESTY OMG 😭😭
esme
NAAAHHHHH
WHY DID NIAMH ACTUALLY JUST
LICK SOME STUFF TO CONFIRM IF
SHE IMAGINED IT RIGHT
THIS IS SO WRONG 😭😭😭
flaming hot
of course she would do that 😭😭
meado
steph
is this just a daily occurrence for you guys?
is this normal?
door knob
i'm sad to admit that it is
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i'm kinda glad i'm not near any of this rn
flaming hot
fr
neev
well i wanted to know if my brain
was tricking me or not
esme
you didn't need to lick it tho
mate 😭😭
neev
alex
nahh i'm done
i'm leaving the gym
just saw daly start walking towards
bright like she was preparing to lick her
i can't witness this today 😭😭
kie
why am i not surprised that it's
ella that started this again?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
ona batlle
amen to that
steph
seconded
so glad kyra and charli aren't in this chat
to contribute to this chaos omg
flaming hot
amen fr 😭
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
omg
kyra and cha cha!
we need to add em in here too
stairway
wait a sec y/n
YOURE NOT BRITISH?!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
nopee
lived in england almost all my life but
proud aussie here 💪🇦🇺
steph
ayeee 🇦🇺
willybum
i cannot believe this
elton
you're an imposter fr
neev
and here we thought you were one of us
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
heyy
i am an honourary lioness member
isn't like lessi half italian?
thet REAL karate kid
yeah?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
see
and she's playing for england
i can support both the lionesses and tillies
willybum
okay but now that the wsl is starting
the more important question is
which club do you support?
stairway
oh yeah
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
oh
uhh i gtg do something really important rn
talk to you guys later!
bye!
neev
y/nnnnn
dont forget our nandos!!
i'll be waiting!!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i won't!
better be prepared fleming
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: twelve
part one here
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the REAL karate kid
HOLD ON
I FELL ASLEEP AND THIS IS
WHAT I WAKE UP TO
Y/N BAE WHAT IS THIS 😭
elton
OMG LESSI
MY MEMES SKILLZ ARE FINALLY
RUBBING OFF ON YA
stairway
still cannot believe this tho y/n 😔
neev
neither 😔
willybum
the betrayal 😔
the REAL karate kid
y/n just so you know, we are not okay 😔
lotte
😔
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
so um ....
neev
Y/NNN
YOU'RE ALIVE
HOW WAS THE DATE
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
he never showed up
got stood up 😔
elton
oh
stairway
that is so sad
willybum
that truly is terrible to hear
the REAL karate kid
very sad
neev
that really sucks
meado
you idiots!
atleast be nice and pretend to actually feel bad!
ignore them y/n
i'm really sorry to hear that
he didn't deserve you at all
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
thank you beffy 🥺
it's fine
gonna thrive in my single life forever i guess 😔✊
stairway
well y/n
i'm free tonight 👀
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
so am i 👀
willybum
absolutely not
we have our semis tomorrow
you're not going anywhere
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
that is very unfortunate georgia 😔
maybe one day
stairway
😔
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
you know
now that i'm getting better
at my woso knowledge
do a few of your teammates just
not like messaging?
bcuz there's a few not on this chat
neev
hold on a sec
you're right!
chloe, esme, kirby, turner and zelem
aren't even in the chat
staiway
you forgot to add them ??
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
and you guys just realised 😭😭
elton
shhhhh
i'll add them now
elton added ona batlle
elton
oh nuggets
the REAL karate kid
HELP
elton
i am walking
and eating a donut
and i accidentally clicked
on the wrong person
willybum added katie
willybum
do not trust ella to add people
to this chat anymore
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
omg
hey ona!
kie
oh my days
ona batlle
hello! :)
i am not on the england team?
earpsy
you qualify to be here anyway
don't ya worry
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
ona, may i just say
you are very peng
stairway
Y/N.
neev
peng 😭😭
ona batlle
i am not sure what that means
but i can only assume that it is good
so thank you!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
do you think i'm peng?
ona batlle
yes sure!
of course!
stairway
😐😐
katie
ur ugly
elton
hey katie!
nice to see you too
katie
i was talking to you
elton
that is not nice
katie
neither is being friends with you
elton
i am not sure where this attitude
has come from
willybum
i love this new zelem
katie
i hope you fall in the shower
willybum
i take that back
katie
HAHAHA
HELP
neev
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
katie
HAH WILLYBUM
THESE NAMES 😭😭
and i'm not katie zelem
meado
i cannot believe how you guys keep doing this
you added katie mccabe not zelem
elton
OMG
IT WASN'T ME
IT WAS LEAH
I DIDNT DO IT THIS TIME
rusty metal
you literally added ona earlier ...
willybum changed the name katie to mccard
mccard
was that name really necessary?
really?
willybum
yes.
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG
THE KATIE MCCABE
ILY
mccard
hello y/n ❤️
willybum
absolutely not
stay away from our y/n mccabe
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG CAN WE ADD STEPH CATLEY TOO
I LOVE HER
the REAL karate kid
HUH
stairway
hey hey hey
you're supposed to be the
lionesses' biggest fan
what is this betrayal
neev
yeah 😔😔
mccard added steph
meado
STEPHYY
hey girl!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
OMG OMG
NO ONE MOVE
steph
katie did you add me here to get
attacked bcuz i'm aussie?
and heyy beffy!
mccard
not this time :)
steph
national diving time?!
help 😭😭
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
omg hi!!
ily
you're amazing
steph
aww thank you y/n!!
stairway
look toone
what have you done
everyone's stealing y/n away from us now
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: ten
part one here
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yourusername: feeling unmotivated to do anything today 😔
niamhcharles: heyyy
ellatoone: hi
alessiarusso99: hey y/n <33
lottewubbenmoy: ❤️❤️
user1: anyone know who she is and why the whole team is suddenly here?
stanwaygeorgia: hellooo
leahwilliamsonn: hey ❤️
user2: what the hell is happening here?
chloekelly: i don't think i've ever spoken to you but i've been told to comment and say hi
↳ user3: help this comment 😭😭
danisterling: bestie .... why is the whole england team commenting on your post ....
↳ yourusername: well you see ....
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It has been a day since you'd left the group chat and you had no idea what to do. You felt as though you might have overreacted a bit by leaving, but also at the same time the embarrassment of having talked about them without knowing it was them kinda balanced that and you'd freaked out.
But also, you understood their side. Like if you were a celebrity, you wouldn't really just straight up tell a random stranger you accidentally added to your chat who you were.
You let out an annoyed groan, burying your face in your pillow. Your phone was tossed somewhere on your bed and was continuously buzzing with notifications. You knew exactly why, and with a sigh, you grabbed your phone.
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
elton added the imposter aka y/n ♥︎
elton
y/n pleaseee
don't leave
willybum
at least hear us out
the REAL karate kid
y/n?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stairway
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
fine ....
i'm listening
the REAL karate kid
we're incredibly sorry for not
telling you who we were
we were planning to after the euros
but we just didn't know how
willybum
yeah we didn't want you to freak out
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
well i FREAKED OUT incredibly after
figuring it out myself!!
elton
i'm kinda proud of you for finally figuring it out ngl
took ya long enough
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i hate you
i'm leaving
elton
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
neev
......
stairway
so um ...
you're not mad at us anymore 🥺🙏
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
i was never really mad at you guys tbh
kinda hurt yeah but i completely understand
why you never told me
honestly i just completely freaked out and
was embarrassed over the fact that i was an idiot
to not figure it out sooner so in a mix of annoyance and
embarrassment panic i kinda just left?
sorryyyy
lotte
nooo, don't be sorry
your reaction was completely understandable
we're the ones truly sorry once again
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
stop it you guysss
it's all good
willybum
it's not gonna be weird now that you know us yeah?
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
nahhhh
y'all are still my favourite stalkers <33
elton
OML
y/n we're not stalkers!!
the imposter aka y/n ❤️
shore shore
whatever you say my fav stalkers :)
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sorry for being unactive for the past whole week, been really busy, but i hope this short chapter makes up for it <33
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: nine
part one here
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You were seated on the couch with your best friend, Dani, in her apartment with bowls of snacks stacked in front of you guys. Dani was the one currently obsessed with the women football since England was hosting the Euros, and would be the one spamming you with edits.
She'd begged you to come tonight to watch the quarter finals with her with England versing Spain. And you'd finally given in, hoping to finally get cultured and then flex off to the group chat that you finally knew the names of more players other than just Lucy Bronze.
And so here you were, your eyes glued on the tv screen as the National Anthem had ended and the match was about to start. Your eyebrows had furrowed in confusion when the line-ups had been displayed for a few seconds before the kick-off whistle was blown. The last names of the Lionesses were somehow familiar, but before you could dwell on it more, it went away.
"Okay so," Dani began, pointing to the different players as the match began. "The blonde one with the number 8 on her back is Leah Williamson, my personal fav, and the captain of the team."
You nodded along.
Leah Williamson. Seems familiar.
"And then the one in goals is Mary Earps. There's Lucy Bronze with the number 2 on her back and Mille Bright next to Leah with number 6. Over there running is Keira Walsh and she has 4 on her back."
Your eyebrows furrowed again when you heard the name Earps and Bright, but decided to ignore it.
"Right there is Lauren Hemp with 11 next to Fran Kirby who's 14, and that one is Rachel Daly with number 3 on her back."
Nahhh, it couldn't be a coincidence, could it? Leah, Earps, Bright, Kie, Lauren, and now Daly?
"Oh, and that's Stanway with the ball. She just passed it to Meado!"
Hold on.
Your eyes widened. "Meado?"
"Yeah, Beth Mead. We call her Meado." Dani nodded, glancing at you and saw that you had a shocked look on your face. "You good?"
"Wait, so would Stanway's first name be Georgia by any chance?" You questioned.
"Yeah, you guessed it right!" Dani laughed. "It looks like my edits are helping."
You forced a smile on your face and nodded along, but internally you were screaming. You grabbed your phone and googled all the players on the football squad including the subs, noticing the resemblance to all the names on the group chat.
Leah Williamson. Georgia Stanway. Ella Toone. Alessia Russo. Beth Mead. Lotte Wubben-Moy. Niamh Charles. Lucy Bronze. Mary Earps. And it went on. Some had only spoken once but you had seen their name.
While Dani was focused on the game, you were lost in your own thoughts. It all seemed like a big joke right now.
The times they'd be in the gym and would be training together. The photos they would send on the chat where they were in what you now realised were their football kits, and the football games they would pass off as a bit of fun. And the fact that Lucy Bronze had commented your post.
It all made sense when you thought about it.
These past few months you'd been chatting with them, you'd thought you had gotten to "know" them better, but really you knew practically nothing because they'd continued to hide about who they were and would change the topic when you did try to bring it up, all while knowing basically everything about you.
And suddenly, you felt very stupid and very played, as well as kinda betrayed.
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yourusername: me raiding all of dani's snacks while trying to understand football. england national football team or national diving team? who knows 🤷♀️ is it coming home lionesses?
danisterling: it's coming homeeeee
↳ yourusername: let's hope so
laniangelo: maybe you'll get lucky and another of them will see this post and you can finally become a wag
↳ yourusername: new fear: unlocked
chasejackson: looking flawless l/n 😩
↳ yourusername i know 😌
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter
well done on the match girls!
you guys played great
loved the goals toone and stanway
elton
thank you so much y/n!
stairway
ahh thank you y/n
really appreciate it
wait ....
HOW DID YOU KNOW
THAT ITS US
neev
oh no
the imposter
have fun messing around with someone
else and hiding your identities from them! xx
the imposter left
meado
what were you guys expecting?
you were literally going to be
on tv playing football
she was bound to see and find out soon
you should've told her sooner
stairway
we messed up didn't we?
willybum
yeah
neev
we gotta fix this
the REAL karate kid
how
she probably hates us
elton
i got an idea
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just a quick note regarding my i wanna be yours series
hey everyone! i just wanna say thank you all so much for your love and appreciation on my i wanna be yours series! i had no idea you guys would actually enjoy my chaotic nonsense of a plot but i really appreciate it.
a question that i've been asked a lot lately is who y/n will end up with or be endgame with.
and if i'm being completely honest, i was never really aiming for an actual love interest when planning this series. i just thought it would be funny for a little competition between the lionesses to compete with one another to be y/n's fav and platonic flirting with y/n.
so i actually have no clue at this moment if i'll have an endgame with y/n or i'll just continue with the lionesses x reader being platonic.
hope you guys will understand and tysm once again for all your support and love <33
summary: in which you're accidentally added to a random group chat, not knowing they're all actually famous footballers, and obliviously end up having many of them competing for your love and attention.
part: eight
part one here
✦ ——— ✦ ——— ✦
THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
stairway
y/n, i gotta tell you something
very important
the imposter
okay?
what is it?
stairway
the imposter
when and where?
stairway
i was thinking a beach wedding this weekend
willybum
WOAH WOAH WOAH
hell nah
gimme a chance
the REAL karate kid
i can be a way better girlfriend
than all of them y/n
neev
no
meee!
the imposter
as much as i love all these offers
you guys don't even know what i look like
elton
wdym?
we all know what you look like
the imposter
well that's not creepy at all
i never sent you guys a photo of me
wait a second
so you guys are stalkers!
OMG
I KNEW IT!!
elton
NO NO NO
WE ARE NOT
your friend sent us
that one time she was on your phone
we assumed you knew that
the imposter
WAIT
WHAT
NO
I HAD NO CLUE
OMG
WHAT PHOTO WAS IT??
SHE DELETED IT ON THE CHAT
stairway
wait a sec
the imposter
WHATT
I DONT EVEN REMEMBER THAT
THAT IS SO UNFAIR OMG
hang on
how do you even have that?
earpsy
half of them have it saved on
their camera roll in favourites
lauren 1
exposed haha
the REAL karate kid
shut up
the imposter
.....
um okay then
that's not scary at all
it isn't even a good photo
neev
iSnT eVEn a GoOd PhOTo
GURLLL
shut upppp
you're gorgeous
i'll marry you instantly
the imposter
aw tyyy ily <33
neev
the REAL karate kid
NAHH
BACK UP RN
stairway
i'm coming for you charles
neev
elton
hold on
you guys
i just realised
the REAL karate kid
oh hell no
lotte
what could she have possibly
thought of now
maya
everyone prepare yourselves
elton
if pregnant women were to go swimming
would they be classified as human submarines
bcuz you know they're pregnant
the imposter
earpsy
you really have outdone yourself this time
willybum
neev
toone how the hell did you
even think of that 😭😭
stairway
no but she lowkey has a point tho ...
they technically are
if you think about it
lotte
not you too 😭
the imposter
ella bae ily
but .....
the REAL karate kid
i second that
elton
honestly you guys are just jealous
jealous of my
meado
lord save me
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THE NATIONAL DIVING TEAM
the imposter
how are my favourite stalkers doing?
y'all have been quiet lately and i haven't
been spammed with notifications
from this chat
it's kinda concerning
hope y'all are doing well
lotte
i would say enjoy the silence
while it lasts lol
but i'm doing well thanks!
hope you're having a good day too <3
the imposter
that's great to hear, and thank you!! xxx
stairway
i'm doing good too!
neev
i'm doing alright too thanks
elton
oi
we don't stalk you
....
all the time
the imposter
hold on
okay i'm back
willybum
WE'RE NOT STALKING YOU 😭
the imposter
guess this is goodbye my stalkers
this has to end 🤝😔
stairway
Y/N NOOO
the imposter
just booked myself some karate lessons
see you guys on the streets ✌️
neev
oh my god 😭
elton
that's it
i'm never going outside
or leaving my house again
willybum
nahhh
this isn't fair
Y/N
come backkk
the REAL karate kid
y/n my lovee plsss 🥺
i blame ella for all this
elton
oi
it's not my fault!
stairway
it's okay
we'll just wait here ....
y/n?
neev
okay its been half an hour y/n
and still not an answer
pls answer
the imposter
a bit desperate are we, guys?
what if i was just peeing?
stairway
no of course not
willybum
pfft
we're not desperate
lotte
um if you were peeing for about 30 mins
then i would be seriously concerned and
would be booking you a doctor's appointment
the imposter
yeah yeah
whatever you say, my stalkers :)
