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Crash 1996 really could not have been made any other decade because there is nothing remotely erotic about cars today.

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whenever i tell anyone anything about myself, i feel like those hijabi lolipop images and i am the disgusting unwrapped hijab-less lolipop swarmed by ants.

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had a lapse of memory and was trying to remember that hamlet quote 'to be or not to be' and find that whole monologue but remembered the gist and googled to live or to die, but tell me why AI Overview is telling me its ok to kill myself if thats what i decide to do ??? what

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Americans at 16 can drive a car but not have sex. Brits at 16 can have sex but not drive a car.

Wherever I am a Crash 1996 lifestyle is unattainable.

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beatles fans will look you dead in the eye and tell you that their favourite beatles member was The Guy Who Bought Paul Mccartney a Sandwich Back in '63 and that their favourite beatles song is a 12 minute unreleased tape of brian epstein dying that can only be heard if you take lsd and contact george harrison via ouija board and ask him to put you through to hare krishna who then passes the message on to john lennon who beams the tape into your head but only when his glasses start glowing and so you have to buy him a new pair each time you listen to it.

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when your circle small but you all polyamorous

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if you're queer, your teenage 'lovelife' will either sound like Reel Around the Fountain or like Last Night Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me and there's no in between.

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People sort of don't believe in lesbians. You gotta do some crazy extreme dyked up stuff to even begin to be recognised as liking girls. Telling your friend how hot she is and how much you love her and planning your life together all while holding and caressing each other? Friendship goals!! Making out with her at every opportunity? ALL straight friends do this!!!

I don't know it just feels like you gotta go full raging bulldyke and constantly label yourself as a lesbian and make it your whole thing and make sure all your relationships with women are extremely obviously and explicitly romantic and sexual just to be taken seriously and recognised as a proper relationship and not just seen as "girls kissing their female friends phase!! friendship!!". And thats where that whole stereotype of lesbians moving so fast and saying I love you on the first date and getting married after a week and doing all kinds of extreme stuff so fast comes from too; because you've got to do so much more just to have it be seen as a real relationship.

I remember mentioning to a boy who was interested in me that I had made out with this girl earlier that week, and then later on that same day the boy asked me out and was shocked and surprised when I told him I was a lesbian. What??

I swear I could paint my face the colours of the lesbian flag and scissor a woman in the middle of the street and someone would still call it friendship goals!

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freebleeding this march to strengthen my bond with julius caesar

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if john fitzgerald kennedy hadnt been wearing a corset that day, he'd have been able to dodge the second bullet. let that be a lesson to all you faggots out there.

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I KILLED JOHN F KENNEDY. (but not because he was bisexual or anything. im cool with the gays im an ally.) but I SHOT JFK and i'd do it AGAIN. (again, not because of the bisexual thing. and it wasnt because hes a catholic either im chill with the catholics. and the bisexuals)

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Henry Winter tries to kill Bunny using poisoning techniques from the ancient Persians. Henry Winter didn't know about the moon landing. Henry Winter wrote about murdering someone in his diary and bunny found it. Henry Winter was worrying about which book he should carry to make him look more innocent when the FBI didn't care about that and were starting to suspect him for just being an odd character. Henry Winter is ridiculous! But because he has an understanding of classical greek, Richard and the others idolise him and view him as a God; incapable of ever being wrong. And so they go along with his plans and trust he will lead them to safety and all too late they realise that he really has no idea what he's doing. Charles realises it. But by then there is no reversing the damage that has already been done and Henry takes his life in a final attempt to cling on to his blind obsession and have the dramatic end of the hero in a greek tragedy. And the spell has broken for the others, they see they cannot live in a work of classical greek literature, and they go on living their very ordinary lives.

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when i mess up my fringe but school is tomorrow so i just start tying the noose

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As a little girl I had a sudden vision of being executed by guillotine in front of a crowd of cheering frenchmen and from then on I've felt soul tied to a miserable incompetent little failure loser frenchman that accidentally screwed up in the french revolution and was guillotined despite not even being a member of the french aristocracy. And now whenever I feel like a loser I just think "this is how jean-pierre must have felt. before the execution." and it makes me feel better.

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johnny marr encouraging marrissey rumours knowing full well he's got a whole wife at home like "I guess you could say me and morrissey were.. Hand In Glove 👀 👀 👀"

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The reason why mr beasts eyes are so empty is because he’s secretly watching vore on his neuralink. Wake up people!!

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fav genre of mickjoe photos pt 2 😛

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what is actually wrong with them