😒

Not feelin it

[ethicalspeakeasy]

happy valentines day!

[ededdandeddy]

Friendly reminder that Ed ate an entire slide because there was a pebble in his shoe.

[princeoftheatre-deactivated2013]

Well what else are you supposed to do

[amypoehler]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

[naaaaaaaaaah-deactivated2020112]

hey h ey everyone look at This

incredible

[arandomcollectionofstuff]

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

[gluten-free-pussy]

Hello Titty

[pettysexual]

@staff !!!!!!!

[purekeios]

🔫 fucking snitch

[dirtysprite2-deactivated2016082]

If you ugly with the dog filter idk what to tell you

[deaddolin]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m gonna lose it I was just getting my blood drawn and the first vein she stuck wasn’t producing any blood so she took the needle out and it didn’t bleed at all and I said “woah….I don’t have any blood” and she very seriously said “I doubt that’s it. I’m having an issue finding a big enough vein.”

She really thought I really thought maybe I’m outta blood.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

[thycatsays]

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood. 

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh

[habits-white-rabbit]

Flabotomist

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[adz]

this fucking floored me

[personalcyn]

Same energy

[australian-government-deactivat]

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

[amourterne-deactivated20180712]

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

[kaijuno]

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

[greelin]

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

[afabhysteria]

#i actually understand less

[honeysucklesuggestions]

not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

[cursedcatpictures]

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[andromeda-sapphire]

Too cute and hell why not I’m broke 😂

[sexandtheastrology]

What patterns have y’all noticed in the people you tend to attract or be attracted to ? 

[islandofmisfits-deactivated2020]

They don’t want me lol