Get It? Because It Doesnt Exist?!?

Or do we? (Not a bot)

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Assigning SCP Doctors to DC Lantern Corps

Long post, so click the read more to... well... read more.

Bright/Shaw - Black, pretty obvious because of how many times he has been revived.

Clef - Yellow. People literally think he is the devil. Fear is his #1 weapon. There could be an argument made for pink, as his daughter's safety is behind a lot of his actions and why he does what he does.

Kondraki - Green. Just an average man who faces up against anything with a camera in hand.

Gears - Hard to say, but maybe indigo. It doesn't come naturally to him, but the compassion core is about either complete lack or completely full of compassion. I feel like him saying goodnight to 273 proves he does have some, as well as his humane euthanasia of Crow.

Crow - Green. Man got himself trapped in a dog's body and still managed to become one of the best engineers of his time.

Iceberg - Red. Self explanatory.

Talloran - Ultraviolet. Because I'm evil like that. But seriously though, GREEN.

Light - Pink, because of how she killed Clef out of vengeance for killing Lament.

Placeholder - Green. Easy to explain.

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Would any of you be interested in a SCP channel, that goes over canons, tales, and characters?

Yes

Maybe

No

Voting ended onJul 22, 2023

I've noticed that most SCP content centers around the SCPs themselves, leaving a gap in content about canons, tales, and characters. Would anyone be interested in a youtube channel where I discuss SCPs?

This is not my first youtube channel, I've made two before that have both reached 5k+ subscribers but I've quit/taken a hiatus for various reasons. Because of that, I feel like if there's enough interest, I could definitely make decent quality videos on SCP.

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Some "animation friendly" designs for a project I'm doing.

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Reading Habits of SCP Doctors

Clef - Reads Tom Clancy or James Patternson (He has a negative attention span)

Bright - Reads Some YA Novel (He swears it’s just to make fun of it)

Kondraki - Reads Brandon Sanderson, Neil Giaman

Gerard - Does an adult coloring book or listens to an audio book

Gears - Reads Nonfiction, likely an autobiography. If you forced him to read fiction he’d read Journey to the West

Placeholder McDoctorate - Reads anything he can get his hands on

Dan -Reads House of Leaves or a Thornton Wilder script

Glass - I don’t know what type of book, but he rereads it constantly

Talloran - He searches everything up on Does the Dog Die? Before he reads it

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Memo on Blood Sacrifices

Blood sacrifices to demons do not follow modern rules of "virginity" and simply refers to unmarried women as it was the definition in antiquity. As such, please stop targetting GameStop for blood recruitment drives for rituals. We can get what virgin blood really is easier than the modern definition version of it.

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people who’re into scp stuff what’s your favorite ‘series’ (like, multiple works all on the same general anomaly or anomalous topic)?

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This was a hard choice but I settled on a top 3:

1. All AIC tales

2. Broken Masquerade

3. Sloth's Pit (including the Bake Sale)

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No one can ever tell me that Clef doesn't have a heart. Look at how he helped Adams!

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Spot the mechanite.

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SCP FANDOM I NEED YOUR HELP

Hi! Astrid here! You may know me as the person who’s designs for Mikell Bright and Claire Lumineaux were stolen by the youtube channel SCP Exposed. Well, its been more than a week, and I still have not been given credit. My comments have been deleted multiple times, and when I wrote down a comment WITHOUT the link to the proof, it was the ONLY comment not deleted.  This comes without saying, but stealing is wrong. And not giving credit is ALSO wrong. I need your help, SCP community. I need you to help me get the credit that both I and the other artists deserve. 

https://sta.sh/22d384ujxjy3

That stash link shows and proves that all four of us artists have had our designs taken without any form of asking or credit. I ask that each of you go to the link below and leave a comment, telling the channel that they need to give credit where credit is due. I will warn you ahead of time: They tend to delete comments with links that show proof of their thievery. It is up to you to decide to post the link to my stash or not, but I have had my comments deleted each and every time I put that link in the comment. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ8U_Q-1bBw&t=3s

If this post comes across your dash, I strongly urge you to reblog and spread awareness, so that this is the LAST time anyone has to deal with SCP channels stealing people’s art. Thank you for taking your time to read through this and listen to my plea, it means a lot. Truly, thank you all.

Sincerely, Astrid. 

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So what do you guys do again?

*points at sign*

Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife

or

Girlboss, Gatekeep, Gaslight

I'm stuck somewhere in the middle though. So Genderless, Genocide, Generalize?

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Apparently, we can't use the coffee machine now because it gained sentience. I am soooo tired oh my [religious expletive redacted]. Like, I know I'm supposed to care about the sentient coffee machine now but. I want my juice.

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I made a playlist for Epsilon 6 (Village Idiots) ((best MTF)) would ya want to hear it?

Sure! Might brighten up this long shift.

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In case you have been wondering

My absence was because [DATA CORRUPTED] said I was spending too much time on tumblr. I convinced them that this account is now somehow related to psychology (said something about tumblr being an interesting place and had to explain what Dashcon was) and so now [DATA CORRUPTED] has loosened up their rules a bit.

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Hey! You're threatening the veil between of the anomalous and the rational! Lol jk I couldn't care less I hate my job at the O5.

I feel the same way about my job.

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