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me replying to messages 10 days late and blaming it on my busy schedule to hide the fact that my depression has me thinking simple correspondence is an actual workload:

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March 21, 2025 - In a ridiculous Blues Brothers scene in Paris, France, police managed to cause 13 injuries, 10 of which to cops, by starting and really fucking up a car chase with the stated excuse that the civillian car refused to stop for the cops. [video]

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Whats going on anymore man

zvaigzdelasas

When the white boy says alhamdullilah with a little too much spice to it

playwolves

vintar

guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here

vintar

the culprit:

gecko! the weird teeth are joins where the tail can break away cleanly when dropped 🦎

manyblinkinglights

NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

uranium

cant forgive one of my coworkers because our advisor came into the office and was giving us a very sad speech that he had to make us work more hours and he was very upset about this fact and we all had to be very somber listening to him when to my right this guys computer flashes into sleep mode which happens to reveal this image that i then had to look at and not lose my shit over even a little bit

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cheddar-baby

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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forestgreenlesbian

WHERE is that interview from like 2007 where they talk about the childhood fantasy of being put out with the bins and carried away somewhere new

forestgreenlesbian

found it it's burial interviewed by mark fisher for the wire

gostaks

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

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“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

retroactivebakeries

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.

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THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

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Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

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Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.