[Ethios awakes in a dark room, with a blinding light pointed at her face, two figures look over her. She's on a wooden <hair, but she's not tied down or anything. They aren't paying her much attention.]
*you fuckin' idiot, this clearly ain't the guy i told ya to get.
YOU TOLD ME A GREEN SKELETON, AND WELL, I TOOK AN EDUCATED GUESS.
*green sans. i don't even think this fuck's a sans in general.
YEAH, YOU SIT ON YOUR PELVIS ALL DAY AND GET BITCHY WHEN I DON'T BRING HOME THE EXACT PERSON YOU WANT WHEN, MAY I REMIND YOU, THERE'S A WHOLE MULTIVERSE OUT THERE?
*what'cha tryna say? that i don't do shit? bro, paps, you couldn't run this place even if there wasn't any other gangs. you'd crumble like... what's that slop y'er always cookin'? spaghetti?
NYUGH, YOU'RE INFURIATING AS USUAL. SAYS THE GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW A GRAND FROM A BAND.
*band's a very loose term when it comes to money and you know it. ain't my fault the guy asked for 10 bands and got pissed when he got only 100 bucks in ones.
[they're..... arguing. great.]
-@askmafiatale
[Moving her hand to block the light, Ethios looks at both of them with squinted sockets. She was kinda scared at first, but knowing now that these two idiots don't actually want her, she's gonna use this opportunity to slip away. Slowly standing up, she inches out of their line of sight and walks towards the door. As she grabs the handle she catches sight of a fire alarm on the wall, she stops, looks back at the still arguing skeletons and shrugs. "Fuck it." She mumbles, and pulls the alarm, making water spray from the ceiling. Ethios then wrenchs the door open and books it down the hall, she's gotta get the hell out of here.]
Surface movies I think the skeletons would love (Based on the movies I own)
Sans:
Both of the Ace Ventura Pet Detective movies, he quotes them constantly and it drives Papyrus up the wall.
Papyrus:
Will Ferrell's Bewitched, it actually got him into the tv series.
Blue:
The Princess Bride, he likes the romance and the witty commentary.
Stretch:
The Ghostbusters movies, specifically the second one. The dancing toaster makes him laugh.
Red:
ONLY the first two Hellboy movies, he hates the newer ones.
Edge:
Pitch Perfect; he watches it in secret so the others don't make fun of him.
Black:
Blended; Black watched it for Drew Berrymore, but ended up enjoying it
Mutt:
SPECIFICALLY Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, he named himself after the character Mutt Williams
Vi:
Dark Shadows; I like to think he's a Johnny Depp fan in general, but he holds Dark Shadows close to his soul
Money:
Evolution; he's no longer allowed to pick music on road trips because all he plays is "Play That Funky Music"
Wine:
The Other Woman; he liked the hijinks that the girls did to get back at Mark.
Coffee:
Princess Mononoke; but he has to have a movie buddy to watch it with, because as much as he loves the story and animation, there are parts that upset him.
Bear:
Jurassic Park; it gets his inner royal scientist going
Willow:
Maleficent; He likes that Maleficent is both the hero and villain, along with her being able to get her wings back.
Dream:
Strawberry Mansion; he loves the romance and how whimsy it is.
Nightmare:
Coraline; he likes the Other Mother... But overall enjoys the book a lot more
Dust:
An American Werewolf in London; he feels he has a lot in common with the main character
Killer:
Beetlejuice; he enjoys Tim Burton a lot, he thinks the characters are fun.
Cross:
Land of the Lost; I actually think he would love Will Ferrell's comedy movies, so after a hard mission from Nightmare I think he would turn it on as a way to rewind.
Ink:
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium; he enjoys the message of "creativity makes life worth living"
She's from an AU where humans and monsters never went to war, so there are a lot more skeletons (and other monsters) than just Sans and Papyrus, all over the world!
She was born in Texas! Specifically near the Gulf of Mexico.
She's a Fellverse monster, born from human parents (because of genetics I'll probably get into on a later post), so she was raised by humans.
She speaks in Ethio font, like this!
She's 23 years old in human and monster years, so she's a relatively 'new' boss monster.
Her magic color is GREEN!
She likes to garden, read, and try new cooking recipes.
Ethios is a nurse, and works in trauma at an ER in Ebbot because her healing magic is so strong
It's not shown in the art, but she usually keeps her ecto showing because when she was younger she was ostracized for not looking "human enough", so now she feels uncomfortable with herself when she has to take a break from using it too much. (This is also something I'm planning on explaining in a later post)
She has freckles!
That's all for now! If I think of anything to add on I will later!
The highlight of my Christmas was finding out my bio dad and my little brother got caught on camera tagging at a park and became the biggest topic on a community watch page. Merry Christmas everyone lol.
I know technically Swap Papyrus is literally a Papyrus with a bit of Sans-like characteristics, but I also like to headcanon that he acts and sounds a lot like Chicken Joe from Surfs Up.
Stretch, high as fuck and probably somewhere public: "SAAAAAANNSSS!... I know he's close by, I can feel it in my nuggets...."
All the Bad Sans Kitties are in a separate 'quiet' room (during business hours) from the rest of Ccino's cafe; for customer safety, and the safety for the cats themselves. After business hours, however, they're allowed to come out and outside kitties are allowed in if they so choose.
Nightmare: Black Maine Coon
Disabilities: missing an eye, missing an ear
Backstory:
Ccino saved him from some humans that where trying to sacrifice him on Halloween. He had a ripped ear, punctured eye, and several broken bones. The second to least friendly disabled kitty, don't touch, sits on the tops of the cat towers and watches customers from the other side of the room. Growls if someone gets too close, but won't refuse a treat if it was offered at a safe distance.
Killer: Ragdoll Cat
Disabilities: Blind
Backstory:
Was rescued from a hoarding situation, and then surrenderd to Ccino because the shelter couldn't take care of his needs as a blind cat; the most friendly disabled kitty. If he's able to find you, will sit on your lap and loves being pet. Frequently runs into walls and chairs. When he gets lost he sits and starts screaming until another bad kitty meows or headbutts him; or until Ccino calls to him to calm him down.
Horror: Norwegian Forest Cat
Disabilities: Wobbly, missing an eye, missing an ear
Backstory:
Someone dumped him half dead next to Ccino's dumpster. Unfortunately he had a really bad infection that took his eye and ear. Ccino didn't even know he was a wobbly cat until horror finally had enough energy to try and eat and drink. Kind of in the middle about being friendly, won't actively seek out customers, but will sit in the same room and watch them. Will frantically wobble run to you if you have treats.
Was saved from a dog fighting ring. Had to have surgery on his tail because it was practically rotting off his body, and had eye and ear infections, it was a miracle he lived as long as he did. The least friendly disabled kitty, do not touch. He stays hidden in the cat towers and only comes out when necessary, always walks in a crouched position, as if he's waiting for something to attack him. has a very soft croaky meow that he uses to fuss at killer or cross sometimes.
Cross: Siamese cat
Disabilities: declawed
Backstory:
Cross was surrenderd from an abusive owner that declawed him. The second most friendly kitty! Won't let you hold him, but will sit next to you and let you pet him if the vibes are right. He likes check up on and cuddle with the other kitties, is usually the first on scene to calm killer down when he's screaming.
I like the subtle indication of Victor's childishness in the beginning of the movie by his drink choice. You notice all the other adults around him drinking wine, but Victor chooses to drink milk, a child's drink.
I feel like looking at Dream would be like looking at an angel, in the sense that something is off and uncanny, but you feel too safe to say anything until after he's gone.
Imagine you going to your notes app to make a grocery list, only to start fleshing out your characters for your fanfics. That's wild. Wdym I went there to make sure I get a pack of chicken only to write, "(Y/N) grew up saving turtles off the side of the road", BITCH WHAT???
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