Explain To Me

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Podcast Episode 1

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Explain To Me: Voldemort (4/4)

Maddy: Is the face a horcrux? Is his horcrux some dudes HEAD? Why was he on some dude’s head, I never understood. Is one his wand? ONES THE GOBLET! I remember that one.

Duncan: His head is not a horcrux, that’s kinda different. Neither is his wand, there is a kind of cup/goblet though. Do you mean the goblet of fire?

M: NO, the one in the safe where Hermione had to pretend to be Tim Burton’s wife.

D: Yes, that’s one. Any more?

M: How many more?

D: Two objects and two other things.

M: ONES HARRY. Right?

D: Yes.

M: Is the snake one?

D: Yeap.

M: Wait his pet, Nagreedy?

D: Nagini, yes.

M: Um . . . I dunno maybe like his car?

D: Voldemort’s car, what type of car was that?

M: A Holden.

D: Okay, well done. And the last one?

M: Is Dobby one?

D: Pretty close.

D: I think we all know him a little better now.

M: Yeap, don’t really know who Voldemort is. Um he kills twilight guy?

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Explain To Me: Voldemort (3 /4)

Duncan: Okay, what about the muggles, did he like them?

Maddy: Didn’t he want to like kill all the muggles? Wait isn’t Hagrid a muggle technically, cos he didn’t like Hagrid, or was that someone else?

D: He got Hagrid expelled.

M: Oh yeah, and it was that actor that didn’t even look like Hagrid. And Hagrid got a spider pet cos he was sad about getting expelled. Did Hagrid just build a shack and be like I live here now? Like why would you hire someone you expelled.

D: Why did he not have a nose?

M: I dunno, it fell off? Dumbledore cut it off, it’s pretty messed up.

D: Dumbledore didn’t cut it off, no. Could you explain to me horcruxes?

M: They’re Voldemort’s soul so he didn’t die, but that didn’t work out for him. Okay so here’s the tea: Voldemort broke up his soul and put the pieces in loads of things and scattered them about so no one could find them and kill him.

D: Well, you actually got that pretty much perfectly.

D: What were all of the horcruxes?

M: Alright, alright, alright: We got a diary, that talks to Harry Potter, a ring, ummmmmmmmm is the guys turban one?

D: No.

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Explain To Me: Voldemort (2/4)

Duncan: Okay, back to Voldemort. What does he do?

Maddy: What does he do? He does everything. He’s a fetus, he’s a man with a turban, what can’t he do.

D: What did he want to do before he knew harry potter?

M: Something to do with Chamber of Secrets, snake man. Azkaban? No that’s the jail.

D: Salazar Slytherin?

M: No, the actual snake ya know.

D: The basilisk?

M: Yeah, that’s it something with that, I dunno maybe he wanted to be possessed by Salazmen Slitherboi.

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Explain To Me: Voldemort (1 /4)

Maddy: Alright first off, no nose.

Duncan: True.

M: Okay. Is he related to Harry Potter? Is he his real dad or something?

D: That’s Star Wars.

M: Why is harry potter so connected to Voldemort, I never understood.

D: Connected?

M: He shot him. With death. But because somebody loved him, he lived, but apparently no one loved Lily or James. I used to think his mother’s eyes were special and that was the key to him living, and that’s what the eye thing meant but no, he just looks like his parents.

M: He is Tom Riddle, I think.

D: What’s his middle name?

M: Who knows his middle name? Nobody.

D: Its actually pretty well known. 

M: Is it Voldemort?

D: Not quite.

M: Marvolo is the most ridiculous name I’ve ever heard. I have a lot to say about JK Rowling right now, but I won’t.

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