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coccinellc replied to your post: “I miss My Lady. I haven’t been graced with her...

you know chat i’m pretty sure our weapons have a phone function for a reason

CATERWAULS FOR ALL OF PARIS TO HEAR

#coccinellc #plagg limits my minutes and i don't have the camembert to top up right now #do you think the citizens of paris are just.... grateful for their resident heroes but wondering WHY #/why are you two like this/#or mostly why is HE like this but.......

“I miss My Lady. I haven’t been graced with her presence for so long...”

Cue the indignant feline whine echoing from the rooftops, just a little too high-pitched for any creature but ladybugs to hear.

“I hope she comes back from buying snacks soon. It’s been a whole six minutes.”

#THERE HAD BETTER BE CREAM IN THE STARBUCKS AND A PAT ON THE HEAD FOR THE KITTY #welcome to the new headcanon of ''chat noir starts crying if ladybug's away for too long and it's at a pitch where only she can hear it''#MY LADYYYYYYYY #BAAAAAAABE #IT'S BEEN FIVE MINUTES COME HOOOOME

Felix, what was your mom like?

“I don’t remember her incredibly well.”

“I think things were different than they are now, but I can’t be certain. It’s just been mon Père and me for a very long time, which... has made things efficient, I suppose. We both get along with the things we need to do, even if that keeps us apart more often than it brings us together - not that there’s much to detract from our relationship in the first place.”

“It’s not that I don’t miss my mother, only that it’s hard to put time aside to think about someone you can barely put a face to, let alone a personality...”

#Ask #there's so much in my inbox haha i have christmas asks to get to....#i've just got so much going on ugh sorry sorry sorry #hopefully a felix ask will tide things over for a little while more #Anonymous

“Happy Mew Year!” ♡

#PUNCH THIS CAT #happy new year though everyone!!!#sorry i'm not too active here but i still check in a lot #i've just got to actually get around to stuff

“Getting Ladybug a present wasn’t too much, was it? We didn’t exchange anything in our first year because we still hated each other, but...”

Cue the disgruntled muttering as he mulls the concept over in his head. She’ll be there for patrol soon, but there’s still time to ditch the gift-giving idea if it’s too awkward...

#merry shitscram everyone #it's pv time because these kids deserve a christmas too #whatcha got for her felix :3c

coccinellc replied to your post: adrien, languishing dramatically upon the snowy...

honestly if he’d just stopped by and had dinner with them (with or without the mask tbh) instead of running around in the cold singing about how no one loves him the entire situation w/santa probably could have been avoided

stop trying to make excuses for beating up santa claus, ladybug

#coccinellc #YOU CAN'T BLAME THIS ON YOUR BOYFRIEND THIS WAS /ALL YOU/#not that you don't make a valid point but I SEE YOUR SHROUDED ATTEMPT AT GETTING OUT OF RESPONSIBILITY #CAT EYES SEE UR LIES

adrien, languishing dramatically upon the snowy rooftops of paris: no one wants to spend christmas with me

marinette’s entire family, who would honestly drag him through the window and sit him down at their table without a moment’s hesitation if they saw him: :)))))))

#adrien you're a dramatic little thing #also this almost diverted into a more passive-aggressive :)))))))) from felix #adrien: NO ONE LOVES ME #felix: (NEUTRAL EXPRESSION VIOLENTLY TWITCHES)#honestly though just get within arm's reach of at least one person from marinette's family and you'll never be let go again honey

coccinellc replied to your post: (POST REVEAL PV QUESTION!) Felix, would you ever...

I WOULD LOVE TO COOK SOMETHING WITH YOU, FÉLIX

“--Really?”

“O-Okay. Good, excellent. It’s settled, then.”

#coccinellc #SWEATING HEAVILY #you know once they're married they share the cooking equally even if everyone assumes bri does it because she's the baker #maybe felix makes mains and bri handles dessert and makes disgustingly cutesy things #every once in a while they switch it up and felix ALWAYS has to go buy more sugar because bri used all of it last week #lies down in a pool of domestic headcanons...........

(POST REVEAL PV QUESTION!) Felix, would you ever cook/bake with Bridgette?

“Uh, sure. I suppose so.”

“I’ve always done that sort of thing on my own, but I never really had another option. I would have thought Bridgette would be sick of it by now since her family owns a boulangerie, but if she’d want to cook together with me...”

“I think I would like that, actually. It’s something productive to do which isn’t out in crowds of other people... Maybe I’ll ask her.”

#Ask #THANK YOU FOR THE INBOX QUESTIONS #i'm sorry i'm so quiet here right now #christmas break only just started and i'm knee-deep in stuff to do #along with messing around with my other blog #which is tanteiikun by the way!!! please check it out if you'd like!!!#but anyway HEY BRI YOU WANT TO DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZY #Anonymous

CATERWAULS FROM THE ROOFTOPS

#NO REASON JUST ENJOYING THE NIGHT #also possibly trying to lure a pretty lady(bug)#nothing like annoying bae from 5 miles away

coccinellc:

i’ve accepted my fate of coal forever don’t worry

when they say “santa claus is coming to town” you know that’s not a direct challenge, right?

#coccinellc #i have skyped you a link because i am a good kitty #a good kitty who WON'T be getting coal this year #ml spoilers

my lady, literally... literally none of that needed to happen. at all. mon dieu.

#coccinellc #ml spoilers #i yearn for the pv back with its complex setup.......#it was a fun special don't get me wrong but GEEZ MARI #i love you but literally WHAT THE FUCK #you're getting coal. so much coal

coccinellc:

etonnantchat replied to your post:

just don’t beat up your wifi router and turn it into an akuma, k babe

you’re never gonna let me live this santa thing down are you

i’ll share my stocking with you this year. we can use your coal to make a nice little fire pit on our favourite rooftop, everyone wins

#coccinellc #okay first of all NONE of those akuma i caused were SANTA CLAUS #I'D SAY TURNING ST. NICK COUNTS FOR AT LEAST 20 CIVILIANS WOULDN'T YOU #but-- love of your life you say??? :3c

“You know what the hardest part of being a famous teen model representing an enormous brand is? The clothes don’t keep you warm. Seriously. I have designated Winter Day outfits and heck forbid I add another scarf or sweater to any of them.”

“I can’t get Père to come to any school events or even just sit down for dinner when I ask, but if I Instagram a photo where my gloves don’t match my coat then he’s calling me pretty much right away. I always carry some kind of clashing accessory to put on in case I need to contact him quickly...”

#need gabriel? put on the ugly scarf and hashtag the fashion company in the instagram post #SUDDENLY GABRIEL IS RIGHT THERE FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS #he already has to put up with his son being smitten with ladybug he's not dealing with him copying her horrible fashion taste #NO OFFENCE MY LADY