fic where robin knows that eddie has a crush on steve and just feels so devastated on his behalf because she knows that steve is straight as a fucking arrow and knows exactly how it feels to yearn so hard for something you can never have.
so obviously she goes to talk to him about it and starts venting about how she knows what it's like to fall for someone who's straight and how she's totally here for him and she can totally try her best to set him up with some other guy that'll like him back...
eddie, who has been secretly dating steve for the last, like, three months: my issues are not what's most important right now. what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament who are YOU in love with???
robin, whose brain is literally just a flat png of nancy wheeler flipping around to the tune of free bird: ...no...one...?
(on the other side of hawkins)
nancy, flinging the sheets off with a start: something just happened.
...and then the rest of the fic is eddie trying to set up ronance in the most not subtle way in the world.












