Et Vos

Hi I'm just your typical American girl who craves ignorance and comedy.

[memewhore]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

the new jurassic park movie looks SICK

[etvos]

I just want to meet someone that gives me butterflies. I haven’t felt that way about someone in a very long time.

[tankaramo]

it’s incredible how everyone on this site talks about their mental illnesses and how childhood in particular is usually the root of it, how literally almost every person going to therapy has childhood traumas caused by adults, but you’re so happy to talk about hating kids, to say cruel and dehumanizing things about them (calling them “demons”, comparing them to animals and inanimate objects you dislike, viewing them as an inconvenience and a thing to be trained and disciplined, etc), to not show them basic human decency or compassion while acting like this kind of mindset is completely okay and harmless

[succubusboyfriend]

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

[your-favorite-amazonian]

“Flowers are beautiful but they tend to die… so I bring you more than flowers; I give you my time.”

—

Midnightview “Her Favorite Flowers”  (via kidlove)

This may just be one of the sweetest quotes ever :’)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[pussy-is-the-priority-deactivat]

I'm in need of your body pressed up against mine

[abigoals]

but we all know it ain’t gonna happen

[quotemadness]

“I don’t forgive people because I’m weak, I forgive them because I am strong enough to know people make mistakes.”

— Marilyn Monroe

[iaintyohomie]

If we can’t vibe on a musical level u ain’t the one

[bigspender]

if I ever say I hate men just remember it’s only bc men have hated me first, more prominently, cruelly, and violently than I’d ever dream of doing

[raeazure]

Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do

Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do*

Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually harass you now.

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[kyleehenke]

how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

[amporazz]

to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

Mood

[just-shower-thoughts]

April Fool’s joke news is harder to spot because we live in times when ordinary news is ridiculous.

[imsoshive]

Jesus came out the tomb like …

[n1ghtcrawlers]