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[juniperjunebugg]

Self-Care with Audrey!

Another note, Audrey and Shadow should hangout more.

[euclideggnog]

Thinking about look outside again…

The game still has and will forever have a hold on my heart.

It helps that the cast of female characters is genuinely so fucking amazing.

How many games let the female cast be this diverse?

They’re allowed to be weird and off putting, they’re allowed to be disabled, theyrr allowed to be old, they’re allowed to look “ugly”.

So many games would make them conventionally attractive static characters and call it a day but <3

I love them <3

They spark nothing but joy in my heart.

[dystopiaform]

inspired by something @/clamfairy Made!!!!!! I LOVE THIS RAAAAAHHHGGG

[earndiltheequalizer]

Hello fiends and demons the fallen from hit mid 2010s website Tumblr.gov, Earndil with a semi-out-of-character post that is not my usual reblogging of comedy.

For those of you following for Hunter: The Parenting, we have a mainline episode release coming up in just 4 days, and we're exceptionally excited for it.

We're also exploding from stress.

If anyone has an interest in our work, or is just otherwise unaware, all patreon posts are free to view, regardless of whether or not you are a member. Please give it a look and hear our breath as we slam our fingers into our computers to get this 500+ day in the making episode completed.

H:TP Chapter 6 Anticipation and oh god my colon | Alfabusa (Ogre Poppenang)

HEJ. Earndil here with an unscheduled post- I am so fuckingv stressed guys. The entire production chat is stressed. We are stressed like a m

[he4d-banger]

I think that, as a Fandom, we don't exploit enough Ohn and Hong cat behavior.

I mean, look at the potential...

[euclideggnog]

Started writing a short fic about Grace from an original Eridian characters pov and it’s currently sitting at 5,000 words… not quite sure how this happened.

[gayvampyr]

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

[velvetcloak]

Tension Archive Phantasmagoria SS, 2024

[euclideggnog]

Crack theory approx of nothing- (more of an observation really)

Seam has some unseen connection to one of the humans magicians who formed the barrier in UT.

It sounds kind of nonsensical but, Seam has arguably always been some what of a counterpoint to UT Gerson, as a knowledgeable shop keeper who is implied to be much, much more powerful than they let on, and knowing more about the meta than they should.

However, expanding on this, I’d like to point out the anniversary stream which revealed some information about Gerson and how he knew one of the magicians doing the sealing.

Now, Seam is also a magician, and implied to be a very, VERY powerful one since they managed to lock away Jevil of all people. While they are (obviously) not a human, there’s something to be said about how they’re a darkner of a toy that is (implied) to be from Gersons old classroom.

It’s not unheard of for a human character from UT to have a Darkner counterpart in DR- look at the flowers and their links to the fallen humans!

There’s also something neat about how Seam had to “seal” Jevil away in a prison underground, much like the magician played their part in sealing monsters underground. Hey that’s a neat parallel right?

What it might mean though… uh… well. Beats me, other than the already obvious fact that Seam is probably pretty important to the plot in some way, what with the shadow crystal things.

So what I’m saying is- it’s Just as well Gerson never got to go to castle town, or else that lil clown would have been cucked so hard he’d end up on the news.

[penny-anna]

okay, for those interested, here is a full timeline of how we got to Count Binface:

1977: Star Wars is released, featuring, of course, Darth Vader

(Pictured: Darth Vader)

1984: Director Todd Durham releases his Star Wars parody movie, Hyperspace, featuring Darth Vader inspired villain Lord Buckethead.

(Pictured: Hyperspace poster featuring two Jawa-esque aliens flying through space in a shopping trolley.)

1987: Hyperspace is released on video in the UK, under the new title Gremloids.

(Pictured: Gremloids cover in the style of the original Star Wars poster, featuring Lord Buckethead.)

To promote the film, Mike Lee, the owner of the distributing company, ran for parliament as Lord Buckethead. He ran in Margaret Thatcher's constituency, Finchley, in order to get on TV. Lord Buckethead was representing the Gremloids party.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with Margaret Thatcher.)

1992: Gremloids is re-released. Lord Buckethead rides again, this time against prime minister John Major in Huntingdon. (Here's a fun fact about Huntingdon: I was born there! :D) 87/92 Buckethead seems to have leaned pretty hard into the space supervillain thing, with campaign promises including 'demolish Birmingham to build a spaceport'.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with John Major. Other notable candidates include Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.)

2017: comedian Jon Harvey, having recently watched Gremloids and learned of Lord Buckethead's candidacy for parliament, decides it's a great bit. He runs against Theresa May in Maidenhead. 2017 Buckethead seems to have a wackier and also more political approach, with campaign promises ranging from nonsense like 'nationalise Adele' to gesturing at actually sensible policies with stuff like 'lower the voting age to 16 and restrict voting after age 80'.

He also made an appearance on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. As with his previous incarnation, he was a member of the Gremloids party.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead dabbing on stage with Theresa May.)

2018: Director Todd Durham asserts his legal ownership of Lord Buckethead. Jon Harvey opted not to go to court over Buckethead and handed over the reins. Todd Durham extended an invitation to anyone who wanted to be the 'authorised' Lord Buckethead.

(Pictured: the new Lord Buckethead.)

2019: Lord Buckethead, now played by journalist David Hughes, stood against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. He ran for the Monster Raving Loony Party, the UK's pre-existing gag candidate party. He ran with a similarly silly manifesto as the 2017 incarnation, but with a bit less of a political edge. His promises included 'All doorways to be increased by 1 foot (30 cm) in height' and 'Nigel Farage to be sold for parts'.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead and Count Binface square up.)

Meanwhile, Jon Harvey in his new persona Count Binface, also ran against Boris Johnson. Buckethead and Binface face off! Binface ran as an independent with a manifesto once again blending silly and semi-serious promises such as 'nationalising model railways' and 'giving £1 trillion a week to the NHS'. This was also I believe the debut of his promise to 'move the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible position'.

(Pictured: Count Binface presenting the offending hand dryer, inconveniently close to both the sink and the urinals.)

He has a point.

2021: Count Binface runs for the position of Mayor of London for the first time, with promises such as 'London to join the European Union'. He notably finished ahead of far right party UKIP.

2023: Count Binface runs in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election following Boris Johnson's resignation. He once again gets more votes than UKIP.

May 2024: Count Binface once again runs to be Mayor of London, debuting his now iconic 'build at least one affordable house' promise. Notably, he finished ahead of far right party Britain First.

(Pictured: Count Binface with Rishi Sunak. Also pictured: Monster Raving Loony Party candidate Sir Archibald Stanton with a ventriloquist's dummy.)

July 2024: Count Binface stands in the general election, running in Richmond and Northallerton against prime minister Rishi Sunak. He debuts his promise to cap the price of 99p flakes at 99p. This is his most successful election to date with 308 votes.

(Pictured: Count Binface with Andy Burnham. Also pictured: independent candidate Robert Pownell, dressed as a fox for his own reasons.)

June 2026: Count Binface stands in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham, (recently) former Mayor of Manchester running for parliament with the intention of standing in the Labour Party leadership contest.

(Pictured: Count Binface on BBC's Newsnight.)

July 2026 (this week): Count Binface announces his intention to run against Nigel Farage in the upcoming Clacton by-election. He is briefly the only other candidate in the race and by the time other candidates announce themselves the narrative of 'Nigel Farage vs Count Binface' has already bedded in. And then it was now, and then I don't know what happened.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

For clarity's sake, Robert Pownall is dressed as a fox because he's an anti-fox hunting campaigner, and also he will be standing in the Farage Vs Binface election. So that's fun

[zippocreed501]

To the good people of Clacton, when faced with such stupidity and ignorance, the only candidate to vote for is clear; VOTE BINFACE!!! (Or the fox fella).

With a pedigree like that, Binface is officially From The Badlands approved!

[euclideggnog]

While I love all the art of Rocky sitting on Grace’s chest for cuddles, all I can think of when I see it is this:

[euclideggnog]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Ryland Grace Additional Tags: Rocky Loves Ryland Grace Summary:

Grace was not born until after Rocky arrived in Tau Ceti. He can’t help but imagine, what he must have been like.

[idrawsnoopyeveryday]

snoopy and woodstock with penguins? :) could be any situation i just would like for them to be around penguins

207.

[shrugsinchinese]

Rocky was in space for 50 years of course the recuperation period is long and hard

[vitabreva]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try