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im wednesday n i luv video games n kpop n cats.

[chimchams]

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

[leonsgf-deactivated20190426]

he is literally leaving

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Uh oh sisters! *cuts the chain holding up the chandelier, sending it careening into the audience*

[heynotcoolman]

This sounds like something that would happen in Icarly

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the post was about Phantom of the Opera but this comment killed me where I stood

[commodore65]

[deathandmysticism]

The Sibyl, Otterbein College, 1905 

[nicoledollanganger]

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last song i will post before i put up the whole album here. it was recorded in 1 take so it’s awkward but i think it would’ve been an awkward song regardless. lyrics below: my bedroom smells like rotten food and i guess so do i it’s harder to be good in here than it is to starve and die i’d give my body to satan if i could only keep my soul but i can’t seem to find the split between them anymore my hair is falling out again and i don’t really care i try to stir my conscience it was never really there your fingers up inside of me feel like fingers down my throat everything is fine in heaven but i’ll never get to know make sacrifice in bathtubs and stained bed covers soak all of my clothes in holy water and drown them like a crying son drown them like a crying daughter praying in the night to the angels of porn nails in their wrists, knees on the floor great lakes full of cum extracted from everyone

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[lanas-lolita]

[dixy]

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

[cinemagal]

Chris Hemsworth as Thor Odinson THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)

[hiddenblockclub-moved]

[yunghos]

[electrictype]

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

[himejoshikomaeda]

quit bragging

[unfollowfriday]

what I imagine heterosexual marriage to be like

brad: hey hon, whats for dinner

susan: vegetable soup

brad: 

susan: what

brad: its just that I had a really long day at work and I was hoping for a little more than….vegetable soup

susan: im fucking your brother

[unfollowfriday]

this post was very controversial within the heterosexual community

[foulserpent]

mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

[achillieus]

- he broke my heart. you merely broke my life. 

[rnemory]

the shaggy meme is hilarious but y'all are missing out on the wild shit mathew lillard would actually say during his Scooby doo press junkets. Like one time he said that he didn’t know how to get the specific shaggy squeak to his voice so before shooting he would sit in his car and scream until he was hoarse

[counttwinkula]

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

[madhattergames]

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

[counttwinkula]

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here