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Venom 2 : *drops*

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#venom #venom let there be carnage #venom 2 #symbrock #eddie brock #monsterfucker

bumblingest-bee

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it

animentality

samdravvs

I firmly believe that every conflict in X-men can be solved by polyamory and gay sex

l0vedove

Watcher google drive

i think the title is pretty self explanitory

Only ghost files on it atm but Mystery Files and Puppet History are next. Watcher has back pedalled on deleteing all their free content to lock it behind a pay wall but y'know what? maybe I just dont want to give them ad revenue anymore, which is evil but screw them. Also they may still back pedal on their back pedalling, which is to many pedals anyways.

staff

This is not a drill. Our new Community Guidelines are here.

We recently introduced Community Labels to give everyone more control over their dashboard experience. With this new feature, you can adjust your feed to your preferred comfort level by setting the types of content you want to see. It was our first step toward a more open Tumblr.

Today, we’re taking the next step: We now welcome a broader range of expression, creativity, and art on Tumblr, including content depicting the human form (yes, that includes the naked human form).

So, even if your creations contain nudity, mature subject matter, or sexual themes, you can now share them on Tumblr using the appropriate Community Label so that everyone remains in control of the types of content they see on their dash.

We have updated our Community Guidelines to reflect these changes; the rest of our content policies remain the same: We still don’t allow hate, spam, violent threats, or anything illegal, and visual depictions of sexually explicit acts remain off-limits on Tumblr (if you want to know more about that, our CEO Matt recently explained why it’s not feasible for us to safely and successfully support porn communities at this time). If you come across these types of content, please continue to report them to us.

Similarly, if you come across content on Tumblr that doesn’t appear to be appropriately labeled, please let us know. This is how we’ll work together to create safer spaces for everyone on Tumblr, whatever their interests and needs.

We hope this shift creates more room for artistic expression to flourish on Tumblr while empowering each of you to craft your own experience and safely explore and discover the things you love.

euphroosyne

WE CAN POST TITTIES AGAIN???????

chekhov

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broitsablog

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

dammitperseus

my friend, if only you knew

randomfandomteacher

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

party-bees-deactivated20181211

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

wine-dark-sea

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

shamwowxl

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:

super-metroid

truly the language of love

pontsalin

Quick question: what the fuck was ilyasaurus about, because absolutely none of what they said is true

ankle-beez

Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

holedyke

tumblr banning the #girl and #weed... huge loss for the three weed smoking girlfriends industry

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I’m so mad to the point I’m nauseous

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No. No. No you know what? Fuck you. Not directed at you, original poster. Directed at Tumblr, Apple, all of the greedy corporations trying to make the internet a sterile place by censoring anyone who dares to say simple words, words that are nearly always harmless. Focus on getting bigots and predators off of your goddamn platforms instead of trying to ban overly general words.

You can take my porn. You can take my credit card. You can make me have to look at bullshit discourse. You can leave this site a buggy mess. My favorite game related to dragons is Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. But you can’t take #weed and #girl from me. Why? Because I fucking love weed, and I fucking love women. ALL women. I will fight for women’s rights every goddamn day. I astral project when I’m mad to beat up astral misogynists sometimes. Women are so beautiful. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my blood, I would shed it into your clothes with a smile. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my teeth, I’d pull them out one by one with my own hands. If bringing back the #weed and #girl hashtags cost my sanity, well, I’ve already gone mad!

GIRLS. MADE. YOUR. WEBSITE. @staff @support They’re called Tumblrinas for a reason. Tumblr in 4chumblr was portrayed as a girl for a reason. Girls are the world, and chances are, a lot of the ones who helped this website grow also smoked a shitton of weed! I’m a dude, I know this. If you won’t listen to girls, listen to me. I beat everyone in 8th grade Taekwondo. I’m 6′5. I’ve read Marx. I can lick my elbow. I have an entire journal for manifesting negative energies in Chris Pratt’s life, and I can make another directed to you. I’ve lived hundreds, maybe thousands of past lives. The GODS sealed me in my prime form due to my chaos and power, that’s why I’m here. I was in the YAOI WAR. I destroyed ASTRAL YAOI RONALD REAGAN. The Yaoi War brought a god down to shreds, destroyed him; the ever powerful Dave Scourge-Uzumaki Johnson. It created a powerful devil from the ruins, Aoba Seragaki. You fuck with girls? You fuck with weed? You fuck with ME. I may never know the plights girls go through, but I can fight for them.

Stoner girls run this site, not you, staff. So give back the fucking tags.

You’ve messed with the wrong people.

We are Steven Universe. We are Voltron. We are Destiel. We are Danganronpa. We are Sherlock. We are Dr. Who. We are Homestuck. We are Marvel. We are the Hunger Games. We are Yuri on Ice. We are Gravity Falls. We are the Onceler. We are Sans. We are Weed. We are IBS Warriors. We are those who discovered wearing a fedora makes you an asshole. We are the Mishapocalypse. We are the ones who fought against coffee shop Bronies. We are the Down with Cis bus. We are Alexandria’s Genesis. We are #girl.

We are Tumblr. We will not fall to your tyranny.

"After almost six years travelling the world, trying to answer the question, "Are ghost real?". We finally reached the end of our journey in the very place we started it. From chilling craft to cursed catacombs, from no longer luminous lighthouses to mystery mansions, from petrifying prisions to sinister sanatoriums or back to the simple detectives' office where the mere act of wonder was enough. Our curiosity has treated us to things both explained and unexplained the assignment of which is dependent on who you ask. But wheter you're a believer or not, I know one thing to be true. You believed in us. And for that, I'll always be grateful. And sure, we may have never definitively answered the question of, "Are ghost real?". But in the end, in perhaps a fitting fashion for a show that finds resolution in the unresolved, all I can say is I'm sure glad we didn't, because the pursuit and the friendship made along the way was far more fulfilling. I hope the ride was as joyous and full of discovery for you as it was for us. That being said, I ask you one last time: are ghost real?. For now, and perhaps forever, the answer will graciously remain unsolved."

#buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed supernatural #buzzfeed unsolved supernatural #shane madej #ryan bergara #bfu

i didn't know it was possible to get attached to a show about two (2) dudes talking about and going to spooky places with one of them nearly having a meltdown every time something happens while the other laughs about it

#buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #buzzfeed supernatural #shane madej #ryan bergara