[ID: Batman comics which show Batman as a stylized blob with expressive eyes and bat ears.
(copied from alt) A three-panel comic by lantaniel. A random guy is tied to a chair while a jolly, caricaturized Red Hood with a gun in each hand says, "I'm going to commit crimes on you :)"
Batman appears and scerams "REDDINGTON JAMES HOOD JUNIOR what do you think you are doing???" Jason gets startled and drops his guns. The random guy thinks "oh shit full name"
Batman says, "you can only do the cool, bat-approved crimes" and Jason complains "you never let me do ANYTHING fun!"
(copied from alt) a comic sketched in pencil.
Jason pushes a piece of paper into Batman's face.
Batman picks it up to read.
The paper says: "approval request: murder. justification: want to" it's signed Jas Todd.
Batman says "denied."
More comics. Duke looks caught-out and tries to sneak away as Batman demands, "Sigsmond Nalthaniel Robson what's this I hear about you jumping off a moving vehicle?? You know that's dangerous! I did not approve-- where are you going."
Batman and Barbara, both eating cookies, jolt as Alfred, who has lens flare over his eye, shouts, "Bathew Manchester. Battholda Worick Manning."
Batman, distressed, booms, "Redmund Carlisle Robinstein. What do you mean you don't have a spleen?" Red Robin, drinking a Red Robin soft drink, grins "Yea lmao."
Black Bat smiles, "I have done nothing wrong in my life, ever." Batman pats er on the head and says, "I know this, and I love you."
Batman, dripping with glittery purple paint, shouts "Batasha Spoilerina Girladette" as a mischievous Batgirl runs away.
Discowing grins, wearing an extremely deep V-neck as a distressed Batman shouts, "Nightelangelo Wingcent von Robert you are not going out dressed like that, go put on a coat, young man, it's cold, and you're going to get sick, please,"
Batman, eyes closed with exhaustion, says, "Robinspierre, we are not having this conversation again, I am tired." Robin (Damian) is covered in cats and scowls, "But father." End ID]
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