I used to be human

Alex | 22 | Norway I'm from the future.

[kardashy]

this man fell for nine seconds

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

If it excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time that means you should probably do it.

[djfrenchoniondip-deactivated202]

Time to fuck a blender

[thatdrumcorpsguy]

wait no

[lizardclubpresidente-deactivate]

ARE YOu fU,?cKING KIDDINFG ME

[afrodisiacxcvi]

E N OU GH

[intensional]

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

[wretched8-deactivated20151105]

Hmmmmmmmmm *sip*

[iguanamouth]

[tibets]

[dadpilates]

what’s the password

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

[bisexual-medal-alex]

[chaz]

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

[ofdreamcatchersandgaythings]

In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau” which translates to “stare of a goat “

[ilovebooksandmaybeyou-deactivat]

I love that there’s a word for this

[catleecious]

[russa]

Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.

[trekkiee]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN FROM CATS EVER

[asking-ask-deactivated20171227]

thevagabird

[catleecious]

[unimpressedcats]

Kitty massage

[pettyartist]

Fun fact!  This action is called “snurgling”.

It’s a kitten’s way of stimulating mommy to make milk… some cats never stop doing it and will even snurgle things like fleecy blankets or stuffed animals or your leg/tummy

[kittenmodtalks]

Snurgle is the dorkiest and cutest word in the world Oh my gosh

[maximusoctavius]

snurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurglesnurgle

[himborc]

when u hurt ur boob

[hemingay]

dead

[pokemon-tumblr-version]

when ur pokemon is paralyzed and confused but their attack still hits

[squided]

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

[itsbyrosie]

its 3am

[uhrair-blog]

romanticize the hell out of your life tbh? romanticize the freckle on your left ass cheek or getting gas at the station before sunset. make every moment a good memory. make yourself feel special because you are special and I’m tired of this attitude where we attack each other by saying “no one cares”

[aellagirl]

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

[forestsforever]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[reverseash]

Strangely odd and accurate