I Love Jessica Matilszki

Jessica what the fuck is this shit

[joebidensleftnut]

so I'm not deleting my account but I'm not going to be on much anymore. I waste too much time on this god forsaken website and I need to actually focus on getting a high school IB diploma.

[ruinedchildhood]

[doofuses-deactivated20200101]

I look worse in person ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[pxpi]

[roasts-deactivated20260301]

me: schools coming up soon better get back on my sleep schedule me: stays up all night watching netflix

[nakedtruthxo]

[dioynsus]

reasons im a 70 yr old man:

bad back 

hates teenagers 

grumpy 

doesn’t like loud noises 

ready for death 

[iphone7plus]

[botheranyonelse]

[acutelesbian]

It’ll make whatever I say sound like poetry

[apjvff]

shine bright like a bright thing

[joebidensleftnut]

Donald Trump: *says something*

Every other Candidate on Stage: *looks into camera like they're on the office*

[boredpanda]

[veronox]

[unbiaseddairylodge]

it would be so cool if my parent was a giant cell phone

[kimmyjimmel]

Visit Original Link

Get On Your Feet | Gloria Estefan

Get on your feet Get up and make it happen Get on your feet Stand up and take some action

[sculpture-of-limitations]

[zlatanstrophywife-deactivated20]

i'm the whole package:

bitter AND petty!

[nuforc-deactivated20161207]

[klefable]

this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’

[fijiooz]

“schools coming up so get used to sleeping earlier”