No more do I travel as a man.

Indie RP blog for Vlad "Dracula" Tepes from the Castlevania animated series.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[bassiter]

dirt is basically crushed up rocks right

and. salt is a rock

so is granulated salt…….. dirt?

[bassiter]

are you telling me….. that HAMBURGERS are DIRT

[nebcondist1]

customer: this tastes like dirt

me an intelectual: that’s because it is

[eusuntdracul-blog]

ok, the netflix castlevania is apparently gonna release its second season sometime in october so ive got Inspiration™ to write drac

if anyone wants to talk and maybe plot an rp hmu

[quotemadness]

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.

Katherine Henson

[imalittlepumpkin-deactivated201]

⚠️PSA You are safe!!!⚠️

The supposed “4chan raid” is from an extremely outdated post (from around 2013) and will not be happening!! Not today, not the 20th, not ever!! Pease do not share the original post by @ask-mega-gengar , please do not signal boost any posts made by other people that say it will happen. The best thing you can do to stay safe is reblog this post OR a post made by the OP listed above addressing the post. You are safe. You won’t be harrassed in any tags, nor will there be any bad things in any from 4chan. Please don’t spread outdated info. That can and will cause immense anxiety for anyone who doesn’t yet know.

[eusuntdracul-blog]

I like how just immediately. I m m e d I a t e l y. "redd if that's you come off anon"

[eusuntdracul-blog]

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME MOTHERFUCKER I WILL SEND ANON LOVE AT YOU

[eusuntdracul-blog]

I've reason to believe that, the mod of this blog? A+ friend, also really gay.

redd if this is you come fight me off anon

[ncvabcrn-archive]

❝ OH IF YOU ONLY KNEW               𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝑾𝑬'𝑽𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑬𝑵 𝑼𝑷 𝑻𝑶. ❞

        INDEPENDENT, PRIVATE & SELECTIVE FANDOMLESS ORIGINAL CHARACTER.                                                        CREATED & RAISED BY SATURN.                                         ★ ( Start | Ask | Muse | Rules | Graphic Credit ) ★

❝  I’D GUARANTEE YOU’D KEEP IT 𝑺𝑬𝑪𝑹𝑬𝑻. ❞

[themidgardmorningstar]

This is not Dracula friendly weather.

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

[onion-souls]

[oblivionsongstress]

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

[jedijenkins]

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

[mysteryseeker]

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

[made-in-manetheren]

So many good ones :)

[noctis-arcana]

[eusuntdracul-blog]

the point of this post was amazing quotes from unexpected/stupid sources but that's still an amazing quote so i'll let it pass

[squishyhowell-deactivated201802]

PUT A “∞” IN MY ASK BOX AND I’LL SHUFFLE MY MUSIC PLAYER AND GIVE YOU MY FAVORITE LYRIC FROM THE SONG THAT COMES UP.

[clubsprout]

YALL PLEASE DO THIS

[jxsminewrites]

reasons to not quit writing:

your writing is a skill, not an inborn talent (unless, yeah, maybe it is). not everyone can do what you do and love

everyone says they want to write a book. everyone has what it takes to write a book. not everyone does it anyway. you be the small percentage of success you read about

your writing will always seem brickshit horrible because you wrote and read it a million times

you love this writing thingy. quitting it will be like cutting off your fingers one by one.

someone out there will want to read what you wrote.

someone out there wants to know what is on your mind. 

someone out there appreciates your art. they will share it with their friends. they will share it with their loved ones. they will share it with their future self because maybe what you wrote saved them.

if you give up now, you know you will just come back to it again, whether it’s years from now, months, or next week. you love writing, that’s why you planted the seed of thought that you are going to write this book, and whether you come back to it or not, your unwritten stories will come back to you.

[eusuntdracul-blog]

yall i GENUINELY forgot about this blog hbdskhbds

anyway im here but it’s super late so prob not for long

[rpmemes-galore]

A small PSA that tumblr is no longer only having issues with showing acivity, it’s also taken to eating asks at an alarming rate. So, it may not be a bad idea to message your partners and ask if they’ve even received the memes and messages you’ve been sending them through the inbox, because it seems like most people, unfortunately, are not. 

edit: there’s a post here that explains and gives you a good way to check if your own blog has been missing asks sent to it. 

[alwaysbewoke]

[lcsingstars-moved]

how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.

i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.

i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:

Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.