i wonder if i can sell this blog

*insert edgy description of myself here* i'm the dude running the Deep Woods project, and also Terry Adventures gfdeepwoods.tumblr.com terryadventures.tumblr.com

[chrliekclly]

confuse spell

[b0tster]

as a kid i always assumed chess was checkers 2

[plaidos]

[strangestcase]

one thing you gotta appreciate in Carpenter’s The Thing is that it is also a horror from the POV of the monster. At the end of the day it’s a movie about a bunch of assholes isolated in the middle of nowhere doing what they can to survive, and by “doing what they can” I mean freaking out and screaming and throwing up. this also includes the Thing.

[strangestcase]

Everybody in the Thing, including the Thing: FUCK!!!!! THESE GUYS ARE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!!! FUUUUUCK!!!!!!

[jethroq]

[jca-archive]

Hiroo Isono, 1982

[70sscifiart]

My favorite work from this artist and my current phone background

[bgm05]

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

[rathayibacter]

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

[rathayibacter]

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

[rathayibacter]

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

[mikkeneko]

[annelidarchive]

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

[annelidarchive]

that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

[annelidarchive]

oohhgghh thats the stuff right there

[byjove]

CREATURE????

[byjove]

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

[byjove]

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

[ninjaduckpirategoose]

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

[byjove]

hero’s journey

[byjove]

and this man? Odysseus

[trzpiotka]

he also ate some kind of stick

[szyszkasosnowa]

[blignick]

[noknowshame]

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

[brbeth]

I think...you might be right

[brownheadedcowbird]

what the fuck

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL

Yup.

[j-tee]

SHAPE HELL 2

[70sscifiart]

You can’t spell “Control Panel Saturday” without “Barclay Shaw illustrates the sickest lizard DJ ever to orbit the Earth”

[transjinako]

Girls can do anything

[tamamita]

Hank Schrader's favourite anime

[littlestfallenangel]

Hold on I gotta google something

[littlestfallenangel]

Hold on I gotta watch 5 seasons of critically acclaimed television series Breaking Bad created by Vince Gilligan and starring Bryan Cranston

[segamascott]

[sahonithereadwolf]

Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

[sahonithereadwolf]

it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking

[sahonithereadwolf]

Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"

[tredlocity]

Sci-fi writers: In the year 2023, robots have become-

People in 2023: no they haven't lol

Sci-fi writers: FINE, in the year fucking 8482756738471