Buck: I think we should get a divorce.
Eddie: What are you doing?
Buck: Just practicing.
Eddie: Why are you already planning your hypothetical divorce?
Buck: I don’t know. I’m in my 30s, and I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.
Eddie: You don’t even have a partner.
Buck: Hypothetically divorce me.
Eddie: Okay, then I’m hypothetically taking half your assets.
Buck: Well, you didn’t sign the hypothetical prenup.
Buck, to Bobby: It’s called a prenup, right?
Bobby: Yeah, it’s a prenup and you DID hypothetically sign one.
Eddie: Who the fuck is this guy?
Bobby: I’m his hypothetical lawyer in this divorce case.
Eddie: Well then, I’m taking the hypothetical kids.
Eddie, to Ravi: Right? We can get those, right?
Ravi: Yes, we can definitely get the hypothetical kids, don’t worry about it.
Buck: Who the fuck is this hypothetical nerd? Fucking idiot glasses-wearing nerd.
Ravi: Wow, that is a lot of hypothetical insults. I need to keep these on for continuity because I look like the other lawyer.
Eddie: This is MY hypothetical lawyer and we have been hypothetically sleeping with each other.
Buck: How could you hypothetically do this to me?!
Eddie: Because you hypothetically are an alcoholic!
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