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@evanhartford

Evangeline 'Evan' Hartford. 19. Taken. I'm in my 3rd year of college as a psych student and I enjoy art, drawing, my own personal Peter Pan and everything in between. If anyone asks, the animal noises are not coming from my apartment, I swear. phone - peter pan - feels - art

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holden-lancaster

Evan, I get my vision checked regularly. You were with me last time! We both know I have 20/20 vision, you don’t have to deny it. Maybe you should go put your glasses on, yeah? It’s not gross at all, it’s amazing. It’s a very good brand and I mean, alfalfa is just a plant. I should start a restaurant or something. And that’s what you think, but those are famous last words, m’dear.

evanhartford

Prove it. I will deny it until the day I die. I can't find my glasses. I lost them..somewhere. I don't remember where I put them. Therefore I'm stuck with contacts until I actually find them. It's gross. So gross. Alfalfa is usually used for rabbits, though. We're not rabbits. Gatsby is a rabbit. We're not Gatsby. Please don't start a restaurant. It'd be based off frozen pizza and odd plants. You make it sound like I'm going to die or something.

#convo #c:peterpan

holden-lancaster

Calling me cheesy every time I talk to you is never going to change the fact that it’s totally your fault, princess. I can’t control myself when you’re just going around being all perfect and stuff. Oh, and that pizza that you said was so good was totally frozen. And that was alfalfa, not oregano. I’ve pulled you over to the dark side, love. You’ll be listening to Katy in no time.

evanhartford

It is not my fault at all, dear. Being perfect? I think you need your vision checked. Again. Like always. You always need your vision checked. Wait - you made me eat frozen pizza and alfalfa? Holden! That's so gross! That's not pulling me over to the dark side, that's sabotage! I will never willingly listen to Katy Perry.

#convo #c:peterpan #omg

Text | Peter Pan

Holden: Do I look like a liar to you

Holden: Handsome, obviously, but I am not welcoming. Definitely not.

Evan: No, but you have lied before.

Evan: You are too! Remember when we first met? You were welcoming.

#text #bringin up some fetus holvan

Text | Peter Pan

Holden: Does too.

Holden: Idek what illegal means what

Holden: Why would anything follow me home? Shit happens

Evan: Does not.

Evan: I have a strong feeling that you might just be lying.

Evan: Because you're handsome and welcoming? Snakes don't follow people home, though.

#text

Text | Peter Pan

Holden: Because math.

Holden: there's no such thing

Holden: what if a stray snake follows me home one day

Holden: how could i turn it away

Evan: That doesn't count.

Evan: There is such thing. Especially since all of them are illegal right now.

Evan: Why would a snake follow you home?

#evAN IS ON MY TV #text

Text | Peter Pan

Holden: because math

Holden: so clearly the kind of character we need

Holden: is a really big snake

Holden: a nice one

Evan: Because math?

Evan: Definitely not.

Evan: We're not getting a snake of any kind

Evan: We have too many animals

#text #nonono id never forget about you

Text | Peter Pan

Holden: I don't believe, Evan.

Holden: But by that logic I totes believe we can get a snake

Holden: Like a really really big one

Holden: Well, obviously. Our house has to have character too.

Evan: Why?

Evan: Oh my gosh, no! We're not getting a really big snake. It'd eat the rest of our animals, knowing our luck.

Evan: Not that kind of character, though.

#text #fun fact; this was sitting in the tabs replied to and then my dad had me do something and i forgot bout it then i reembered so hi

lucyinpink

That sounds like a really good idea because I’m completely at a loss. I got him that ballista kit thing for his birthday, but I don’t know if getting him another mini weapon is very Valentine’s-esque. What were you thinking for Holden?

evanhartford

As am I. You got him a ballista kit thing for his birthday? That's so cool! Yeah, I don't really think it would be. Um..I have an idea in mind, but I'm still not too sure yet. I want to think it through first and try to not suck at getting him something.

seth-boyd

If you were the detectives, maybe. Being the victims would kind of suck. I wouldn’t really wish to be them.

evanhartford

Being the victims would be really bad. Unless it was on said TV show, then. Cause you get to be on TV and perhaps that could be what helps your career take off. Either way you'd be on TV which wouldn't be too bad.

Text | Peter Pan

Holden: All of your sides are good sides, love. Except maybe the side that thinks you can have negative percentages.

Holden: I'll try to remember next time.

Holden: But I probably won't succeed

Evan: You just contradicted yourself, love. You can have anything if you just believe~

Evan: Of course lol.

Evan: Are you going to do that when we get an actual house, too?

#text #hey hi im finally on

lucyinpink

No, no I’m not sick. I just um…well I mean I still love Valentine’s Day, obviously. I always have. I’ve just never had like…you know someone on Valentine’s Day before. I don’t know how to go about that?

evanhartford

I haven't either, actually. I'm debating on what to get Holden. Maybe we should take a shopping trip and try to figure out what to get Steven and Holden.

seth-boyd

Unbelievably. I think I actually hear the theme song playing in my head. Like all the time. My life is Law and Order.

evanhartford

I catch myself whistling it more times than I'd like to admit, to be honest. My life is any kind of show like Law and Order because those are the best shows.