evan jones

MAGA . RIP Kirk. Ban Abortion. Ban Gay Marriage. Support Israel. White Lives Matter.

[evanlovestrump]

I don’t think this is gonna work out man

You mean about Blue????? Blue is my forever lover. Without Blue I am nothing. I love Blue even more than my daddy Donald himself.

[evanlovestrump]

i'm kirking me freenis until it bleeds red white and blue 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

This sounds delightful. I am going to have to try that. However, I would recommend you use the American flag when indulging in explicit activities with Charlie Kirk in mind.

[evanlovestrump]

Are you satire

Who knows

[evanlovestrump]

how do you feel about Green?

(the intersection of Blue and Trump)

Hmmmmm.... well I gotta say green certainly is not my favorite. I do however take a particular liking to the color orange.

[evanlovestrump]

why are you obsessed with my moot… where did you come from? where did you go? where did you come from, cotton eyed joe?

Are you talking about my lovely soon to be spouse Blue?

[charlie-kirk-official]

How often does Kirk get diarrhea?

whenever @satan-offical gives it to me :(

[evanlovestrump]

Him, me, and Blue. We are going to have a spectacular time. I have contacted Blue about my idea. I am waiting on a response. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Blueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am waiting for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. (winks both eyes 100x at the speed of light very seductively)

[evanlovestrump]

Will this be like Challengers???

Hmmmm... So as we know I am in love with Blue. Blue is in love with Ryan Gosling. I think Ryan Gosling is kind of hot. I need to get the three of us in a room together as soon as possible.

[evanlovestrump]

Love Triangle

I love Blue. Blue loves Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling is on another planet. What should I do?

[evanlovestrump]

The Golden Toilet

Sometimes I wonder what Trump's poop smells like in that golden toilet of his......

[evanlovestrump]

can we hear more about your mysterious lover?? they sound beautiful...

i ABSOLUTELY will tell more about Blue soon.

[evanlovestrump]

nonono delete the coming out post PLEASE. it's SO much funnier that way i am begging you. please never admit to being satire your honor sir evan jones o777

hmmmm we'll see

[evanlovestrump]

mr sir evan jones. why do you tag everything with project hail mary

it's a wonderful film

[evanlovestrump]

Beautiful how you tag project hail mary in your posts

Its the cherry on top

[evanlovestrump]

Coming out

Ts a satire account guys. I'm a communist with pronouns. Bouta shoot my shot with ba ba bluey more.

[evanlovestrump]

submit to lesbians

Become lesbian

You will be happy trust

I've seen the movie bottoms. #peak filmography

[evanlovestrump]

Me and Blue are going on a fishing trip

I asked Blue to join me on a fishing trip. We're going to some place called Broke back Mountain.