Isn’t it nice to be back?
Really? What makes you think your abdominals have that kind of power?
Maybe.
People usually don’t stop staring after I take my shirt off. I’m either really hot, or it’s magic. Probably both. My hotness is magical.
If this was a movie, you’d be the cute, little Osment kid and I’d be the Bruce Willis ghost! Not just because you’re the one with the extra sense, but cause I do a great Willis impression.















