Evan Walsh

You make me feel almost human

[sebmal]

[wayneradiotv]

Visit Original Link

[wayneradiotv]

i see this in my peripheral vision at all times

[ampervadasz]

[screwyouandrew]

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

[queerphobiqe]

[clam-cream]

moo

[gomjabbar]

check it out. (i fold myself up into an origami crane. you unfold the crane and see the words “YOU JUST KILLED ME” written on the inside)

[jadenvargen]

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

[smugbots-and-such]

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

[smugbots-and-such]

[just-another-dead-blog]

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

[crestofnobility]

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

[lmaonade]

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

[lmaonade]

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

[sesh]

[im-leaving-goodbye-deactivated2]

[mapsontheweb]

Brazil compared to Pluto.

[carnival-phantasm]

thank you for come to brazil

[paulthebukkit]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

[zzazu]

I think about this tiktok every day.

[mockwa]

cool !!!