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[jalecsquad]

Anyone would be interested in a Jalec Secret Santa this? I know it's very last minute, the timeline would be sign-ups: end of november, receiving your giftee's info: december 1st, posting: december 24-26. I'll post the sign-up form tomorrow or over the weekend if there's interest. Please signal boost this post! Thanks!! 🎄🎁✨ ~@willowsmarika (you can direct any questions towards me)

[rangerangel]

Dawn rises over the countryside of Araluen. You can be anything in this world--a Ranger, a knight, a diplomat, a noble, a villain, a hero, or even something entirely different. What will you choose?

(Day 1)

[hithertoundreamtof23]

Me when Marvel reveals who will be playing Dr Doom:

[eve-nement]

I have confused feelings about this idea...

[eve-nement]

AO3 IS FIGHTING!!!

If you want to help, please don't refresh AO3

[eve-nement]

EDIT: AO3 is with us again ❣️

[eve-nement]

AO3 IS FIGHTING!!!

If you want to help, please don't refresh AO3

[eve-nement]

When Jace is texting Alec on the phone:

Jace, on the phone: Hi Alec, why aren't you answering?

Alec, also on the phone: Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.

Jace: Okay.

Jace: Did you find it yet?

Alec: No.

Jace: Okay, let me know when you do.

[eve-nement]

Two types of people by Alec:

Clary: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Magnus: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jace: Smad

Alec: There are two kinds of people.

[eve-nement]

Izzy: Wow, Jace and Clary are being really quiet today.

Alec: Yeah, it's quite nice actually.

Izzy:

Alec:

Izzy: We should probably check on them.

Alec: Immediately.

[eve-nement]

Isabelle: Guys, dinner's ready!

Everyone: Yay!

Isabelle: I cooked!

Jace: I'm not hungry

Clary: I ate before

Simon: I drink blood

Magnus: My cat died

Alec: I'm gay

Maryse: I have to go

Robert: I'm bald

Max: I'm too young

Church: Meow

Any reason is good

[eve-nement]

Alec: Jace!

Jace: *confused* What? He died of natural causes.

Alec: *in a shocked whisper* You pushed him off the roof!

Jace: Gravity is natural.

[eve-nement]

Jace: Name one bad decision I've made in the past week

Alec: Would you like the list to be organized by date, location or amount of people injured?

[eve-nement]

Chicken, not duck

Jace and Alec: *reach for chicken at the same time and hands touch*

Jace and Alec: *make eye contact*

Jace: Alec?

Alec, blushes: Yeah?

Jace: Get the fuck off of my chicken

Alec, wanting to get back at him: Jace, it's not chicken, it's duck

Jace, gasps: GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

[eve-nement]

Jace: Are you still mad?

Alec: I'm not mad.

Jace: Oh, yes you are.

Alec: I'm not. Just because you said dragon demons were extinct...

Jace: I said mostly extinct.

Alec: Mostly extinct, is not extinct enough.

Jace: I see. I'll just have them change the entry in the demonology textbook from "almost extinct" to "not extinct enough for Alec. He prefers his monsters really, really extinct."

[eve-nement]

Alec: This was a 100% successful trip

Jace: We lost Clary

Alec: This was a 200% successful trip.

Mission accomplished.

[alec-gifs]

Jace: Why'd you save Clary if you hate her?

Alec:

Jace: Why are we having deep, heartfelt conversations under the moonlight?

Alec:

Jace: Why do you get all squirmy when that guy hits on you?

Alec:

Jace: Why do you always stare at my lips when we talk?

Alec:

Memory demon: Alec has a crush on Jace

Jace:

Jace:

Jace:

Jace: Why is the demon saying you have a crush on me? What does that even mean??

[eve-nement]

Max: Jace, I'm hungry

Jace: Hi hungry, I'm Jace

Max: I'm serious

Jace: No, you're hungry

Max: You're joking

Jace: No, I'm Jace.

[eve-nement]

Jace: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

Izzy: Too weak

Clary: Too strong

Alec: Definitely too stupid.